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Crew is HUMMING early. Great inning from Harrison.

@DavidBakhtiari What the actual fuck. They are on their way to capture and best case scenario torture and hold prisoner worst case scenario kill an American pilot. Why would you put this out on social media? Do you realize how people could perceive what you are saying?

For everyone asking. Yes, my bloodline traces back to this tribe. ❤️❤️

@ChaseFTBriscoe Get James Small the fuck out of there. Send him back down under. That little prick has too much of an attitude and not enough success.

Time for the Briscoe Breakdown. This start couldn't get much worse. We are qualifying bad, which is compounding our race day woes. Martinsville was the first race where we were hopeless. 19 had 0 shot to win and it was depressing.

WILD BILL. FUCKING MASHED IT.

CHRISTIAN YELICH. ICE FUCKING COLD.

@ESPNMilwaukee Gary fucking Sanchez

4-0 Sox, 0 outs recorded at AmFam

@TavernWISports Gary fucking Sanchez

Walks, bad read by Perkins in center followed by not getting it out of his glove, turns into a grand slam off of Sproat. 4-0 Sox with no outs top of the 1st. Can’t get much worse of a start for Sproat today.

@ReviewngTheBrew Gary fucking Sanchez

Two walks, a bloop single, and a Grand Slam for the White Sox' first four batters in this afternoon's game. Not the introduction to Milwaukee Brandon Sproat was hoping for. White Sox lead 4-0 with no outs in the 1st

@TalkinBaseball_ 2 run ball game. Gary fuckin Sanchez.

First inning GRAND SLAM for Colson Montgomery! Brandon Sproat's Brewers debut is off to a brutal start

@AdamMcCalvy And in Milwaukee Brewers fashion this team responds immediately in the bottom of the 1st. Clean slate in the second, keep chipping away, Crew will score 6-8 runs today, just need to limit mistakes on the mound.

Brandon Sproat's Brewers career is off to a very rocky start. Walk on five pitches Walk on seven pitches Bloop single on a Blake Perkins mis-read Grand slam

Gary Sanchez hopped right on that one. Juiced the shit out of that high fastball. Adversity early, immediate response. Go Crew.

Joseph fucking Ortiz

@dekker We’re allowed to overreact till first pitch of the game on Friday, that’s the rule. Miz is gonna win the Cy Young and the Crew is going to average 14 runs per game and win 162 games this season.

Never overreact to opening weekend. Last year’s debacle in Yankee Stadium taught me that.

All 11 of Jacob Misiorowski's strikeouts, a Brewers Opening Day record

@ChaseFTBriscoe At some point something’s gotta give. It doesn’t seem like ANYONE on this team has their head screwed on right.

Stop 2, 4 tires and fuel. Major issue, left rear isn't tight! we stopped in the 54 stall!

@ChaseFTBriscoe What a fucking joke.

@ChaseFTBriscoe Can’t catch a fucking break.

Penalty confirmed, we are serving it now.

@greg_price11 Why doesn’t he mention the fact that this shooter was a fucking hadji terrorist. Oh wait…so is this fuck face. This guy has absolutely ruined this city.

Norfolk's Soros-funded Commonwealth Attorney Ramin Fatehi blames Republicans and the "cult of gun absolutism" for the shooting at Old Dominion. The suspect is reportedly a previously convicted supporter of ISIS.

@zachkruse2 Good, fuck em, this team didn’t do a damn thing with any of these guys on it. These guys weren’t in the league when the Green Bay Packers as legitimate Super Bowl contenders. Should’ve fired Lafleur too. I’m tired of being out matched and underprepared in the playoffs.

Roster decay is very real in Green Bay. You can debate the quality of the players lost, but... Rashan Gary Elgton Jenkins Quay Walker Malik Willis Nate Hobbs Kingsley Enagbare Romeo Doubs Rasheed Walker Colby Wooden 2026 team probably won't be as talented as the 2025 team.

@ChaseFTBriscoe @chasebriscoe I just wanna say, you’re kicking ass with this account. You’re the main reason I stay on this platform. Love NASCAR. Love pulling for our boy Chase, and you do an excellent job keeping up with news, giving your opinion, keeping it funny, and keeping the Briscoe fans up to date.

You can take the driver out of the 14, but you can't take the 14 out of the driver. Cool to see old 14 sponsors comming back! @chasebriscoe #BriscoeNation