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Once Upon A Time I met a girl...💍

i love sarah paulson and holland taylor 💗

day 5 million without hacks

why, yes i love you law and order svu sensory dancing fruits

@ohokaykara i love you more than we love milfs which is a lot

when you give your friends permission to snoop before the launch and you tell them you’re back in your milf era and no one is surprised:

it’s been a long time coming…

@michaelawaffles what’s confusing

i feel so validated and seen 🥹

@michaelawaffles @carrienewlove im screaming

@michaelawaffles the only correct answer is perla

@ohokaykara this is your best work

maybe deborah needed an airplane hanger as a closet since she’s been living in it for 70 years?

@michaelawaffles it did not feel right to look

we’ve all fallen asleep while texting our former employee after literally texting non stop all day right? no? just deb? okay yeah that’s what I thought

@BenjaminCrew1 ive gotta go to the eye doctor now as previously mentioned you pompous beta males

"Benedict, just so we're clear. Earlier, many times I mentioned I had an eye doctor appointment to get my eyes scraped."

do you ever read a tweet from someone and audibly say “that’s a blatant fabrication of reality and definitely never happened?”

Monica and her mom are too TLC for Bravo I think. #RHOSLC

@ohokaykara @villaneles where did they get this photo of us?

this is just me, @villaneles, and @regallyevil.

@ohokaykara ask @villaneles

i guess my music taste is “sad”???? 😂😭💀

@ohokaykara this is real this is me

somebody come get @regallyevil she is out of control

@michaelawaffles so true bestie