Calum Stuart

4 x tickets for the Open tomorrow. £300 for all 4.

@_dannyblack_ @ScottMont3 Stone

@ScottMont3 Can’t believe he’s 16

What an absolute player Luke Littler is

@Scottymoore7 @buitengebieden @DJonesr 😂 😂 😂

@buitengebieden @DJonesr @regorc1

@DCheverere @MJFraser23

My son, 7, has discovered “deez nuts” jokes and it’s all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can’t stop. I asked him where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn’t get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, “deez nuts.”

He had absolutely no chance 🤣🤣twitter.com/Conor_McQue/st…

With a hangover. What a trooper.

@ScottMont3 Deserves it. Great guy

Tony Blair being knighted……what a start to 2022 😂😂😂

@dtulloch17 Hahaha oohya cunt

When I'm Ryder Cup captain I'll have 12 captain picks of:- Miguel, Beef, Pieters, Lowry, Rock, Rory, Bob Mac, Bullet, Sulli, Southgate, JD, Pepperell We'll play in Marbs and book 3 basic apartments from YourGolfTravel and decide partnerships by chucking balls up on 1st

The end of a Scottish wedding

Months of singing “football is going home”…you can keep singing what you want while we show you how to play football and lift trophies in your own stadium! 🇮🇹

This is the most amazing dad shit I’ve ever seen. Dude let the baby go, caught the ball, recovered the baby mid air, only spilled a drop of beer and the baby didn’t drop the bottle. Legendary!

Why does yer peroni look like it’s about tae run away from ye

⏪ #OnThisDay in 2017, @Leighgriff09 gave us a couple unforgettable moments... It may not have ended the way we all wanted, but the scenes in Hampden that afternoon will live long in the memory.

This is brilliant. Might even top the Fanny one. 🤣⚽️😂

Me watching Sky Sports News Soccer Saturday in 2040

Fucking class man

If you’re ever in need of a caddie again let me know. I’ll be better this time. I’m always available for you, Mr. Gilmore.

@DJonesr @Scottymoore7 😂 😂 😂