Regular Joe

Rest in peace my granny, she got hit by a bazooka

Brother, that's DAYS after Wrestlemania.... lmao.

@DanhausenAD Think.. a backstage segment where Danhausen is contastly cursing WWE agent Shane Helms, and then a payoff would be Hurricane comes who Dan likes, since Dan is a comic book nerd, and Hurricane tells Danhausen to ease up on (alter ego) Shane Helms 😂😂 @Shanemgillis @DanhausenAD

Ngl, Danhausen meeting Hurricane Helms would be one of the wildest interactions ever... I literally said this yesterday on Tiktok #WWE #Danhausen @DanhausenAD

What a weird time to be alive... It's like "COME WATCH RANDY ORTON BASH LOGAN PAUL'S HEAD THROUGH A GLASS POD INTO STEEL"... "OH, and we have Mickey Mouse Clubhouse too!" #EliminationChamber #WWEChamber

@VinceMcMahon Vince, can we get a tweet for the sake of it?

Kiana James may of just knocked herself out on the spanish fly lol #Smackdown

@dom_lucre @djvlad Brother, wtf you gonna report? Get off Jay-Z's nuts.

@djvlad I’m about to report on this. It has been more than 2 hours which means this is no longer deemed parody.

I have a confession. Roc Nation has been paying me to support Megan. They also paid off all the jury members to convict Tory. And they bribed the judge, too. Jay-Z did a verse for his grandson's new album. They paid off Megan's doctor to lie about the bullet fragments. She was never shot. The LA police are all on Jay's payroll. And it doesn't stop with LA, but you're not ready to hear that part. The Mexican guy who stabbed Tory - who do you think paid him to do that? You already know the answer to that. The 3 supreme court judges who denied Tory's appeal - all paid off by the Roc Mafia. Jay also paid Trump NOT to pardon Tory. Even though it's a state case, Trump can only pardon federal cases. But knowing Trump likes to bend the rules, Jay wasn't taking any chances. I can't keep these lies secret anymore. If this is my last tweet, you know who silenced me.

I feel like now is a good time to point out that Michael Jackson was always innocent.

Confetti***

Can't wait for Stefon Diggs to do his annual conetti cry when Seattle is getting their trophy 😂😂😂😂 #SuperBowlLX #superbowl

@megynkelly Quick question, tell me: - What is 2nd & goal? - what is a safety? - What constitutes a flag for a horse collar tackle? - Who performed last year at halftime? If you cannot answer any of those without Google, shut the fuck up. You dont care about the game, you just want to cry.

Nah, I like my half time shows in English from ppl who love America.

100%

🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷 #SuperBowlLX #SuperBowl

New Day should turn face, then turn heel immediately again just to piss the IWC off. @TrueKofi @XAVIAERD

@CieloBonit Lmao good luck with that

Everyone should boycott the NFL until they cut ties with JayZ.

@TikTokSupport @tiktok_us why is it impossible to get clarification on anything? I am looking to speak with a person.

Me praying Woody Johnson is in the Epstein files so he's forced to sell @nyjets #NFL #Superbowl

Wait, Someone said Green shirt guy wasn't allowed to buy hard cam tickets? lmaooo #RoyalRumble