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Birkins? Chanel? Diamonds? You buy a man a simple ceramic mug to drink his coffee from and he’s happy. A simple mug with a cheap print on it that reminds him of his family/kids and each morning he will drink from it and work extra hard to provide for them. Real treasure. ☕️

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One of life’s strangest contradictions: The busiest people always find time, while the lazy are always busy. It’s an absolute truth that if you want to get something done, ask a busy person.

@ItIsHoeMath 100%

Once you lose interest in dating women you lose all interest in cities. Cities are for women to be their worst selves and look for perma entertainment which men pay for. There’s literally no reason to live amongst crime and traffic besides the fact that these cesspits are where women sacrifice their innocence at the alter of “life experience” You are paying 1000x more money living close enough to the “action” to catch vapors of female chastity as they evaporate into the concrete jungle of western liberalism. There’s no wives in cities. There’s no nature in cities. There’s not even any fun in cities. Dinners and clubs suck. Cities have girls who throw pussy left and right and men are in a city because they’re trying to catch it.

Well I Never Oteng 4-0 One on one he's a calm cookie

58 | 🔵 HERT 0-2 BIGG 💚 BIG GOAL!!! Superb from Reiss Oteng to win back possession. He clips Alex in behind and he lofts it delightfully over the keeper. #WeAreFC

Absolutely spot on in exposing the nonsensical myth that @TrentAA is a defensive liability.

33 | 🔵 HAL 1-2 BIGG 💚 WHAT A WAY TO ANNOUNCE YOURSELF!!! Terrific cross from the left by Oteng, but it’s an even better header by Mekhi Angol. Well in lad 👏👏👏 #WeAreFC

Exceptional, @MoSalah 🙌

Set complete for the boss 😍🏆 #EmiratesFACup

✍ Welcome to Brentford, @ChrisEriksen8 👊 #BrentfordFC 🐝 #EriksenJoins

⚔ 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝟐 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃 ⚔ #BrentfordFC #TOTBRE

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Virgil van Dijk's Premier League record for Liverpool at Anfield: Played - 51 Won - 44 Drawn - 7 Lost - 0. That's absolutely insane.

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You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Politics’ & then pretend to be disgusted when the very thing we’re campaigning against, happens.

@MrTazofficial Cheers bro 🙌🏾

Happy birthday @reiss_97 have a great one my bro