R. E. Levy

Come find me where the grass is greener and the sky is bluer.

Hey y'all, it's been awhile since I published any of my own work. It would mean a whole bunch if you joined my Patreon for free and gave this new short story a read! It's really good I promise 🥲 🔗in bio #writing #shortstory

I'm begging y'all to learn what "Death of the Author" actually means.

@KaylaAncrum Incidentally you might love this song: open.spotify.com/track/5C3MBa9u…

@KaylaAncrum I mean, I can say affirmatively, as someone who produces a very gay space western podcast, the analytics are surprisingly split between old men and younger queer folk!

Crying because I want to write about vampire cowboys but that’s not how I want to Break Out Into Adult Fiction My audience has zero western crossover and I’m only now starting to do fantasy Crying blood because my format would go so hard for vampire rumination on isolation.

Why is it that the only thing that sounds good when I'm in my follicular phase is a beefy five layer burrito from Taco Bell?????

Total strangers in bars--women propose to me and men beg me to strap them and yet getting the internet to thirst over me proves to be a Herculean task. Is my oeuvre only potent in person!? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

@KaylaAncrum Reminds me of my favorite Pedro Pascal as The Mandalorian vs his doubles TikTok.

Anyway, anybody from tumblr remember when someone on there made it very easy to tell whether its him or his stuntman under the mask because while Sebastian Stan has a snatched waist, his stuntman is built like a brick house because I DO

They made him wear that mask to shield his marks from the extremely sad puppy face he is 100% guaranteed to be making underneath it

It's giving "Pirates of the Caribbean was my bi awakening"

Gawain’s heart, and his green girdle,- from The Green Knight, embroidered & beaded ♥️🌿

Became everything I wanted to be as a little girl and almost didn’t notice

@KaylaAncrum You're literally the only reason I check in here anymore.

I’m feeling like deleting, is there anything I’ve tweeted that y’all want to save or screenshot? I’ll give this space a week then start posting new places to find me.

@NomsterQueen @KaylaAncrum I second, miss you over there and it feels like what if classic Twitter and Tumblr had a baby.

@KaylaAncrum Are you on 🦋? If so plug it here before you go tho it'll be sad. Guess it's time I leave for good, too.

SHOW ME A GOTDAM MARCHING BAND NBC!

Still think this is the sexiest picture of me ever taken but I'm not sure why. It's not even close to the most explicit or sexual 👀 maybe it's because *I* didn't take it? Photo by Matt Blum of "The Nu Project" fame.

OH MY GOD. I have talked about this movie for YEARS, since they screened an in-progress version at Animation is Film. I am begging people to check it out.

@KaylaAncrum Kayla I'm just imagining this but with clown honks 😭

I think doggy style would be scarier than missionary because then the clown is behind me and not knowing what its doing is so bad that I can feel my blood pressure going up. I could maybe trick it into reverse cowgirl and focus all my energy not spent on terror on leaping off

Still thinking about this. I think if a clown was ever on top of me, I would have an asthma attack. The thought of a clown's breath on my face is making me feel like the beginning of that time I had a small stroke. The nose honking is tinsel compared to many other things.

Everyone, look at my very hot, goth, Drow, Paladin and his enemies to lovers Vampire boyfriend. #BG3

I'm going to be running my first TTRPG one shot in December with indie RPG "Pistol Dust" which is a fantasy western setting with a more simplified roll structure. I'm so nervous to be DM, HOWEVER, I have created the perfect plot, I feel. Let this picture explain:

That was a threat!