Bryan Dilts

You won’t regret watching this clip I first listened to this truly prophetic speech decades ago, but I’ve thought about it countless times since then Neal A. Maxwell masterfully diagnosed the problems with our increasingly godless society

Growing up in the 70’s was the best!!

Come, Follow Me Q&A with FAIR, Week 20 | Do failed prophesies = false prophets? Find more answers to FAQs, criticisms, and more study resources for Come, Follow Me on our website at: fairlatterdaysaints.org/scripture-stud…

We got a winner for fart of the year and it’s only May

Bees sometimes change their minds about stinging you after they've already stung you.

@luxemiaa Sometimes , when a woman cancels a date you have to do something good for her , something nice, so that you can forgive her. Great idea.

I canceled a date because I wasn’t feeling great. I told him the truth. My period had started, I was exhausted, and I was in one of those moods where even putting on jeans felt unreasonable. I assumed we’d just reschedule. Instead, he asked if he could stop by for a minute. I said yes. A little while later he showed up at my door with ice cream and chocolate. He handed me the bag, gave me a hug, said he hoped I felt better soon, and then left. That was it. No expectation that I entertain him. No attempt to turn it into a shortened date. No “well, I’m already here, so can I come in?” He just wanted to........

Critics love to make fun of how strange Latter-day Saint temple robes look. But critics will ironically have no problem wearing a costume that can look even more ridiculous, including a cap that was literally stolen from masonry.

@joeroganhq Use a gun.

What would you do if this man breaks into your house?

@WordProvesTrue @TexasPreacher Hang around Temple Square in SLC. You will see and hear street preaching.

@TexasPreacher I think Provo and Salt Lake City could use some street preaching

Ladies & gentlemen, Mormons

@Crazyunfill94 @JohnCleese On Qatar Airways, they specifically ask muslims to pray in their seats only. On a sixteen hour flight with lots of muslims , not one felt the need to pray in the aisle.

A Muslim man decided the airplane aisle was his personal mosque, dropped down to pray right in the middle, blocking everyone. When the flight crew politely asked him to move for safety, he jumped up and PUNCHED the crew member straight in the face! Islam’s supremacist attitude doesn’t belong on our flights. How many more innocents have to suffer before we say enough?

Whenever I had rare opportunity to go on liberal media to discuss violent extremism by Antifa & the far-left, liberals would cite fatally flawed research that says right-wing violence is the real problem. @bungarsargon explains the flaws in that research:

Feral Hogs Are Vanishing Across Texas — Here’s What’s Actually Hunting Them youtu.be/9RZwNciLX6A?si… via @YouTube

The real Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. BYU getting first place in nationals for hip hop will never not be funny to me. Incredible.

@AaronTo64018465 @GundamIsHere I read that book after my older brother BOUGHT it.

@GundamIsHere They are gushing for this rich pos while real leftists know he's just plagiarizing from this classic from 1971.

He is the RICH, he has been rich his whole fucking life. He gets special treatment on twitch no one else receives even twitch thots don't have this level of impunity.

@mtaibbi My wife says she would be perfectly content if she only knew a good place to bury a body.

Question for women: what do you hate most about men, and what's the worst example of typically male behavior you can remember? Non-criminal division. Asking unironically.

@SAFCPaddy A poor man has never given me a stable job.

I will never understand why working class people fight tooth and nail to defend billionaires

@Seth_1 When I was Bishop this kind of thing happened fairly often. I came to the conclusion I would always call whoever I was told to. Then we would see if that was a calling for us to learn something, or for them to serve in.

Wow. You can’t tell me Bishops don’t receive revelation for their ward. They 💯 do. What a cool experience!

His wife fled Canada to save her life from stage 4 ovarian cancer 2.5 years ago. Canada said assisted su1c1de (MAID) was her only "option" Wanna guess how she is doing now that she has proper healthcare in the USA?

@CBHeresy "When they call and say they are from US Customs and have a package addressed to me. I immediately say, "Oh thank you! I had a $10,000 shipment of medically pure heroin that never arrived. Does that package contain around 2 kg of white powder in 4 mylar bags?"

I work from home, and sometimes it gets boring and lonely, so recently I’ve taken to answering those Indian scammer calls on my headset and dragging them out as long as possible with increasingly bizarre antics. Today I had one where the scammer was trying to get me to buy gift cards at a store and send him the codes so he could allegedly send me cash. I don’t even know what the scam was supposed to be—it was really poorly thought out on their end—but I played along. After about 30 minutes of pretending I was incredibly incompetent—having all sorts of difficulty starting my car and getting to the store—I told the guy I had arrived at Walmart. You could hear the excitement in his voice—this was a man who clearly had very little success doing this. I even played sound effects from YouTube videos I had open in a bunch of tabs so he could hear me parking, entering the store, etc. “Yes, sir! Very good! Cannot wait—I can send you the cash!” Then things got interesting. I told him to hold on while I got the cards, explaining that I didn’t have any money. He became a bit concerned and said, “Please, sir, just buy the cards.” Then, as loud as I could, right in his ear: “EVERYONE GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND! I’VE GOT A GUN!” plays YouTube clip of people screaming The guy lost it: “Oh my God, sir, what are you doing?! Oh my God! Oh my God! Please stop!” Too late. For about five minutes, I narrated a high-stakes robbery, complete with me losing my cool, gunshot sound effects, audio clips of women screaming, etc. It was the most harrowing five minutes of this poor guy’s life, as he kept telling me to stop and just give him the card numbers quickly. When it was over, I made sure to let him know that I got the cards and killed anyone who tried to stop me—just as he had asked. Clearly nervous he would somehow be implicated in this robbery-turned–mass murder he facilitated overseas, he emphatically told me that he only wanted me to buy the cards and did not ask me to do any of this. I ended with a police siren and me pretending to run away before screaming, playing the gunshot sound effects again, and abruptly ending the call. I honestly don’t know why he stayed on the call as long as he did, considering how panicked he sounded at various points—maybe he thought I’d still give him the card numbers and PINs after the botched robbery—but I can’t imagine Mr. Patel will be scamming anyone for some time. So—how did you guys spend your workday?