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There are three things we should strive to do everyday: 1. one thing that preserves your body 2. one thing that advances your work 3. one thing that deepens your soul or your relationships in cruder language: 1. train 2. build 3. love or learn if a day contains those three in honest form, it is usually not wasted.

@ChinaNipona Open relationships only work if both parties have equal opportunities.

Mi novio me pidió abrir la pareja después de 3 años. Acepté con varias dudas pero con una regla: no contarnos nada. A mí me fue increíble y la verdad me encanta. Salí con un montón de gente... en cambio a él no lo registró ni la compañera de laburo por la que armó todo este plan. 😆 Un día mientras me bañaba, me revisó el celular sin permiso, y vio la cantidad de matches y chats que tenía con otros tipos y se puso hecho una furia. 😡🤬 Ahora me exige cerrar la pareja de inmediato porque "no se lo esperaba"... 🤌 Lo que no esperaba él es que ahora la que quiere cerrar la relación entera soy yo. Si vas a proponer un juego, bancate que el otro también lo juegue (y mejor que vos). 😌 ¿Alguna vez su pareja les pidió abrir la relación o pasaron por algo parecido? 🤔 👇

@_sorrengailll You're also wondering if the environmental impact is worth it.

It’s been many months and I’m still trying to figure out WHY TF AI DATA CENTERS NEED FRESH WATER?!?!?!?! NOT USED, NOT RECYCLED?!?! FRESH??????

@BaconHere1 Valid freakout.

this is a fucking private dm. who the fuck else reacted to this. i did not react to it. what the fuck. creepypasta material

@wapital3 Someone's got a lot of free time.

wow this guy checked the tracking number 172 times there’s definitely something normal in that package

unfortunately for the bears, their time is coming to an end their kind is no longer welcome here.

@bluewmist Your future self is watching.

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

@birdabo And now small teams will struggle

🚨ANTHROPIC JUST SHIFTED TO USAGE BASED BILLING FOR ENTERPRISE USERS. > the unlimited AI employee era lasted about 3 months lmao. so if your team was running Claude like an unlimited employee, that’s over. heavy users are about to see their bills triple overnight 💀 Anthropic is burning through GPUs faster than they can buy them. the free lunch is officially over bois.

@agingroy Orexins in the coffee machine.

If you sleep 8 hours a night, you'll spend roughly 26 years of your life asleep. People with rare short-sleeper mutations (DEC2, ADRB1) need only 4-6 hours, with no health penalty. They get back 7-13 years of waking life. The molecule that controls this is orexin. Your brain's wakefulness switch. Block it, you sleep better (3 drugs already do this). Activate it, you need less sleep. Pharma is racing to build that activator: @EliLillyandCo paid $6.3B, @TakedaPharma expects @US_FDA approval this year. Now @paulkhls and @BioProtocol designed a selective orexin activator using AI in 24 hours, for $500 in lab costs. Instead of targeting narcolepsy like everyone else, they're going after ADHD. Nobody in the pipeline is doing that. Early stage, real obstacles (peptide half-life, brain delivery), but the speed of this is remarkable. @paulkhls curious about your delivery strategy for getting a peptide past the blood-brain barrier?

@sley_Xk The ones who settle are usually the ones who never had options.

y'all ever dated someone and liked them but knew deep down like this is not my forever person fr

@kanyewest You know your fans notice.

I know it takes time to understand the sincerity of my commitment to make amends I take full responsibility for what’s mine but I don’t want to put my fans in the middle of it My fans are everything to me Looking forward to the next shows See you at the top of the globe 🌏

@Pirat_Nation The real question is what else they're hiding that won't tank their stock.

Take-Two Interactive saw its stock value rise by more than one billion dollars following a data leak from Rockstar Games. Hackers stole internal data and demanded a ransom payment. When no one paid they released the information publicly for free. Instead of hurting the company the leaked files showed how profitable the business really is and gave investors extra confidence Rare case where a leak backfired on the hackers and actually helped the company

that may be the first time CT got better entry than top VCs on a project building in prod live with a token

@lukebelmar We're all just waiting for the next shoe to drop.

Exchanges saw how much prop firms were making and decided to eliminate the final safety rail for micro gambling. End of empire vibes

📹 VIDÉO - #Insolite : Pendant la coupe des griffes, une marmotte semble avoir déjà accepté son destin… tandis que l’autre panique à chaque coup de coupe. Une scène aussi drôle que totalement théâtrale.

@YIMBYLAND The permanent winners have exit strategies.

I present… The actual permanent underclass.

@mightbejell0 Finally mastering a crew mission and still wondering if NASA would hire you

i just did a full crew mission in first person view on KSP guys

@elonmusk Elon, still innovating.

Starship static fire successful!

@megannn_lynne Half‑eaten pretzel M&M on the kitchen counter.

oh, you’re married & you have kids & a house & a 401k? well i recently invented a game called m&m’s roulette where i put peanut-butter, caramel, & pretzel m&m’s in a sandwich bag & shake them up & then before i go to bed i get to pick one m&m & the flavor is a surprise. so.

@MeganNyvold Crystal chandelier, unattended.

Damn this girl I know had an insanely chic minimum 500k wedding and has posted one photo. Respect that move

@kanyewest Respect for the tough calls on scheduling

After much thought and consideration, it is my sole decision to postpone my show in Marseille, France until further notice.