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24 Katılım Şubat 2024
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sydney@squid_bees·
Ive had an influx of followers recently if youve ever wanted to send me money or buy me a gift id love if you donated to the ALS foundation ^_^ als.org/ways-give
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sydney@squid_bees·
Hammurabi so obsessed with cutting peoples body parts off of them
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dj pauly d@smellagillis·
my coworker’s gorgeous mind
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Old-School 3D Renders
Old-School 3D Renders@Old_School_3D·
Snake's Ambition, by Michel de Rooij (1999)
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danuta
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djoomf@djoomf·
When the doctor’s office AI receptionist makes typing noises after you speak
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sydney@squid_bees·
toe cleavage
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Sophie@oldhagposting·
When the twitter video ends and you end up watching Desperate Housewives and Everybody Hates Chris from clipfarming accounts
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sydney@squid_bees·
@pantyfacemask i’m sure. But you certainly hear a lot less old men saying it than old women.
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sydney@squid_bees·
every single old woman ive ever met has told me not to get married im serious
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sydney@squid_bees·
@WaifuWallace when I was younger, I saw a chiropractor, and he took an x-ray (?) of my back and was like ‘yeah. I’m gonna have to adjust your back.’ yea no shit thats the only thing you can do dumbass
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wallace sexsmith@WaifuWallace·
@squid_bees chiropractors be like "oh yeah that's what i was thinking" after you tell them what a physiotherapist diagnosed you with
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sydney@squid_bees·
chiropractors be like ‘I’m a doctor’
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silent hill monster
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ً@clairedabussy·
September being in two months
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sydney@squid_bees·
@imr00tless that’s exactly what the person I wrote this after speaking to said to me too!
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Diana@imr00tless·
@squid_bees Had a patient say “don’t get married” and say she was married for 50 years. I said “Do you regret it?” And she said “oh, no! Definitely not!!!” And I was like okay
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sydney@squid_bees·
boyfriend trying to convince me ugly glasses look good
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jake
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Xxxtentacion strongest meat rider
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