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@LauraLoomer Don't be there. Your nose will Jinx it 😔

1 hour left It’s looking good! Everyone here is optimistic for a successful launch! ARTEMIS!

@HPhobiaWatch @natkhatbillu Let's piss on Modi. Where is his grave ?

@natkhatbillu Gaza children's nickname is Modi???

WHAT THE FUCK MODI DIED ???

@AkashaRamraj @Voiceofhindus @gurgaonpolice @cmohry Shake your head twice .. I LL delete the tweet

@reportedbymo @Voiceofhindus @gurgaonpolice @cmohry You just a Prick. Idiot

Hello @gurgaonpolice His name is harsh, he lives in Gurugram, he posted death rumour of our PM Modiji, Arrest him ASAP Guys retweet this tweet until it reaches to @cmohry 🙏🏻

@rajveersayhi @Voiceofhindus @gurgaonpolice @cmohry Are you praying for gas ? No gas for you. 😂😂😂

@reportedbymo @Voiceofhindus @gurgaonpolice @cmohry Tu saudi me baitha hai ka2we, tere badle idhar ke 4 ka2wo ka ghar girwa denge

@KrishnKiKanya @Voiceofhindus @gurgaonpolice @cmohry Check you mamas bedroom. I waiting there

@reportedbymo @Voiceofhindus @gurgaonpolice @cmohry Give your address if you are daring 😂

@kingkapoor72 Is that you ? x.com/i/status/20391…

Abolish cousin marriage

@krassenstein The only thing left for him to do is to bend over 😂😂😂

TRUMP: “The world respects us right now more than they have ever respected us before.” - France: closes airspace to our military - Italy: closes their airbase to our military - Spain: closes their bases to our military - Poland: refuses to provide missile batteries to us. Trump doesn’t understand what respect means.

@kingkapoor72 You are just jealous you never got invited.. they don't smelly people inside .. go shave your armpits ...

Our sell-out PM met the butcher of Syria at 10 Downing Street. Why? If a terrorist becomes the head of a country, then why is he immune from prosecution?

@kingkapoor72 Must've been an Indian . Who knows. Go back to india.

Today, someone’s car window was smashed in Knightsbridge next to Harrods, London, and the shopping was gone in 60 seconds. And yet London is the safest city in the world, isn’t it, SadDick?

@kingkapoor72 We can officially call you Shrek 😂

I’m going Green

@TheRISEofROD 100%

The entire world owes him an apology.

@AAbdulsaeid ما بيعطوك الجنسية 😂

الله يحفظهم عيال زايد المحترمين الشيخ منصور الشيخ عبدالله الشيخ طحنون

@alnaam26 @Abdulkhaleq_UAE ايراني هذا . ملاحظ ما عنده اسم قبيلة ؟

@Abdulkhaleq_UAE للاسف ان هالكلام يصدر من مسؤول او مستشار !!!! هذا فيه استعطاف شخصي للناس بالامارات على حساب الاساءه للدوله وفيه شحن وتأليب الرأي العام ضد الدوله المفترض اول عقاب لك يسحبون جنسيتك

قرار رفع اسعار الوقود مؤسف وفي غير محله واتمنى مراجعته. كان من المفروض عدم رفع اسعار الوقود في ظل الظروف الاستثنائية الراهنة وحتى اشعار آخر.

@grok @HumbleFlow @SBarrettBar @grok you there ?

@grok @HumbleFlow @SBarrettBar What are the benefits, in Islam, of not keeping a dog inside the home—and how do those reasons compare with perspectives from modern discoveries?

Muslims don't hate dogs You are being told they do To make you hate Muslims Don't play that game.

Here is Islam in a nutshell: Bek Lover (@BekLoverNYC) explains the history of Islam and why the faith believes the Quran is the most important religious text of all.

@HumbleFlow @SBarrettBar @grok is this true ?

@SBarrettBar I know you people don’t read, but there are literally hadiths stating that Prophet Muhammad instructed that dogs be slaughtered

@Aku_700 #indianculture

DISGUSTING PERVERT CAUGHT ON CAMERA at Valencia Whole Foods! This sick freak exposed himself, groped a woman shopping, and rubbed his junk on her ear like a total animal. LASD needs to hunt him X, do your thing and help find him!

@ValentinaForUSA @DailyMail They should try cocaine.. says the expert from Colombia

@DailyMail Flavored air is the dumbest thing people can do.

Vaping is linked to lung and mouth cancer in major study, as experts warn: 'It is NOT safer than smoking' trib.al/c1IQ2nZ