Anthony Parelli

Hey. You’d make more putts if you stopped lining the ball up like you’re trying to crack a fucking safe on the green. Set it down where you can only see white, pick a spot, and focus more on the speed than anything. Quit the Oceans 11 shit.

Maybe they shoulda kept Pete Alonso, T.

Have the Mets considered bringing back cocaine?

@karlmac2231 @Stool_analytics Kate snub is crazy

@Stool_analytics Cat Nick KB Cody Donnie EZ

Bartenders when you ask them to change the channel from a replay of yesterday’s horse races to the very popular college basketball tournament

Dickie V: They never shoulda fired Keatts Chuck: My golf ball is now inside an alligator’s mouth. I’m starin’ at this gator like, “Hold on, man. That’s a Pro V1.” I look at my buddies and say, “What’s the ruling here? I just got robbed.” Brian Anderson: Loose ball foul on Pope

St. John’s never trailed in the Big East Tournament 🔥🔥🔥 Dominant. @StJohnsBBall

God. Family. St John’s basketball.

OUTRIGHT‼️🏆

Our house.

Josh Allen in a big game

@nothowyouhoped @VasDeferen These are very good jokes and I’m sorry nobody is getting them

@VasDeferen And all those goals come from dewar during his time as a Pittsburgh penguin

What jersey number do you think has collectively scored the most goals in the nhl like if you added up everyone who has ever worn it together

@giajules2000 @CalebBurden10 @JoshDubowAP Re-read your tweet and then re-read his tweet, you don’t understand what he’s saying

@CalebBurden10 @JoshDubowAP Re-read his tweet, then re-read your tweet, you don’t understand what he’s saying

Offensive plays run with the lead in 3 Bears-Packers games this season: Packers 106 Bears 0 (Bears won 2 of the 3 games)

Ben Johnson knocking Matt LaFleur out of the playoffs

@JohnnyBond007 @Mazeboy4 A+

@Mazeboy4 I guess it would be pretty tough to stop the run with 10 players.

You can’t stop the run in the 3-2-5 defense!!! I hate whoever invented that crap!! I’m not arguing with nobody about that, I’ve seen enough of it the past 2 yrs to know that s**+ dont work in the SEC!!

@schultzmedia Fs2 right now

Is the game on anywhere? #sjubb

@coachdecost1 I’m interested

Just made it. Let me know if you want to be invited

I wonder if there would be any interest in a 3-3-5 group chat….