Gregory G.

Trump, eyeing a tractor: “I assume it’s a gift to me. Can you imagine if I accepted that? A Democrat could accept — we’re not allowed to.” Trump accepted a $400 million luxury jet from Qatar. You can't make this up.

My whole life I was told Satan was red. Turns out he’s orange.

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I haven’t eaten meat in 25 years. What I’ve learned: - People judge you - Peer pressure to eat meat is real - It’s easy to build muscle with plant protein My biggest advice is have a clear “why”. Remember what animals go through in the meat industry and stand by your decision.

🚨🇮🇷 BREAKING: Iran officials talk to a US cargo ship: “You are not allowed to pass through the Strait of Hormuz. If you disobey, you will be destroyed. Don’t put your life in danger for Epstein.”

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Excellent rebuttal.

@NotAvgLiberal @LindseyGrahamSC Won’t work. She likes woman.

I’m going to tell my grandchildren this is Ellen DeGeneres. @LindseyGrahamSC

Trump: I can't even draw a woman. Eric: My dad never doodles. RFK Jr: Trump drew a perfect map of the Middle East by memory.

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Spain has announced that will boycott the 2026 World Cup and Eurovision if Israel takes part

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The USS Gerald Ford, one of the largest U.S. aircraft carriers, will be out of service for two years after being struck by Iran. It’s definitely not a fire in the laundry room...

Mark this post: I predict he has two months left as President, MAX.

Trump’s top two goals in the war: (1) No Iranian nuclear weapon. (2) The Strait of Hormuz is open for business. Just a friendly reminder that we already had both before the war.

A friend of mine has been married to a woman from New Zealand for the past eight years. She was trying to become a citizen, but they now revoked her immigration status because she posted a picture of Donald Trump wearing a taco hat. This country fucking sucks right now

As soon as Speaker Johnson delayed TSA funding, Republicans in tough races called it a mistake that would keep them on the wrong side of the public.

Airlines took away Congress’s perks and suddenly they found money to fund TSA. Let’s take away their healthcare and watch what happens next.