Michael Scott (Parody)

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Looking into Pams butt like the scope of a sniper.

I wish R2D2 worked at The Office. He’s roughly the height of Pam’s crotch and could go on reconnaissance missions on my behalf. Also his whirs and beeps are sure to amuse.

Unraveling Pams entire body like an old sweater by pulling a particularly hefty pube hair while attempting to use “Pam Floss” on my grey teeth

Thinking of upgrading to windows 11

@Da_MichaelScott @DwightSchrute_ what

She’s not yo ho no mo.

Increasingly possible that I will one day be the subject of a true crime miniseries. There are thoughts that just will not leave my head.

Just had to do the dishes. Man I wish I had a #Slave

*at Pam and Jim’s wedding* I’d like to propose a toast! To Pam’s chest, cloven like the hooves of the devil, each day tempting me to do something so evil that the mere thought keeps me up at night, staring into my cold, unkempt backyard. And to Jim, who is so totally whipped,

Pams big taint I’d love to paint

Same tweet. Same exact fucking tweet 4K likes FUCK

PARKOUR!!!

@itztekotweets Sup

Doctor says there is a >95% chance that my future children will have Cystic Fibrosis. A risk I am more than willing to take if it means I would see my son play football, if only for a few dominant years.

Tiiime todie

I want to see Pam Beasley eat my snot

What craven desire hath taken o’er this fair form, blind lust calling toward that bashful baroness. Like luck, that one I want most evades me. I’m going to cum in Pam’s hair when we’re both at work.

Ok, we’re really doing this. 🎮 Retweet & follow for a chance to win a Big Bo Xbox Series X. (Yes, seriously)

another weird PJ interaction with mom

Pam is fast asleep but her armpit will party all night long.