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@medus4_cdc and we fucking love you. well real parts of you, and some of the fake ones, but not the pickle throwing part, nope that part is just distrubing.

I fucking love PEOPLE. I care about PEOPLE. I want to make the world better for every single fucking person, and maybe that's what's wrong. Maybe I'm only SUPPOSED to love some people. I might not like them all, but I love them all

@JoeCaruana20 @LauraRiggaro hold on, wait, i need a bit a clearification on what you are saying that in Dallas the GOP registered folks go to one poll and the dem registered folks go to a different polling place?

@LauraRiggaro Yes, most voters voters in their local site. The Dallas area GOP wanted them separate.

Guys, I have a question and I hope you have the answer… Were the voting sites in Texas always 2 party voting sites before this election, did they just recently change this?

I bow before all my cyber peeps who although they want to drink because of what they have to deal with, don't.

@wyoham @grok it will of course be "mobile infantry"

Ok @grok , based on my last 10000 post, what is my MOS for WW3?

@ValerieAnne1970 Hey why did you use only pictures of democrats and not the ones of trump ? Are you trying to change the narrative or just a one sided flunky?

The awakening is finally here...everyone has realised it’s one big club.

tis but an endless stream of mondays this week

@BurbSec is crazy Burbsec is happy Burbsec is your friend Burbsec will make you happy This will drive you to burbsec tonight I'll be there, will you ?

@DoomsdayGoth you must deeplycare for your self and not apologize for not being on social media, although it is good to know that you are still alive and kicking and have yet to become part of the dead internet. Plus its only 157 days till defcon

Hey so not like anybody cares but I’m still alive just not active on social media

@lintile thanks for being you

@J0hnnyXm4s So is this how the Zombie brain eating starts ?

Can you imagine if someone just came up to you in a store with one of those little influencer mics and just started talking to you? Can you imagine how the world would go red, and then black, and then you’d wake up and can’t tell where your hands end and their brains begin

@lintile @gabsmashh The internet has seen that twerk and disapproves.

@gabsmashh the ones in my butt work on proof of twerk

@DoomsdayGoth we all imposter for a bit, then at some point we try to convince folks that we are real

a little encouragement… be kind to yourself, you deserve it

@SiliconShecky Normally they take back the flying dog before you leave, just so that you know.

Today I leave my job after 7 1/2 years. I have learned, and done my best to keep them secure but the time has come to move on. I have new adventures starting soon.

@J0hnnyXm4s @elkentaro Pretty sure that as the god of the missing key cap, you are still alive and kicking. Just not typing

@elkentaro Just one of the dead ones

@DoomsdayGoth don't forget that you only have a limited amount of heart and soul to pour. and we need you to keep some to use at defcon. Plus always look for the local security cons, like Bsides as they are always cheaper and soul refilling

Gonna apply for a conference scholarship for London and another in Toronto, gonna pour my heart and soul into the applications. Wish me luck 🍀

Anyone else talk to their therapist about what happens in security daily and how having to deal with people makes you want to drink only to have the therapist pull out a bottle?

@SiliconShecky One must never lament about that which they have not learned, but only celebrate that which they have.

Overwhelemed and sad. Overwhelmed with how much I would like to learn and sad that some of my favorite conferences this year wind up on major Jewish holidays. :(

@lintile That is because you want to see the studs.

I will rip walls down with my bare hands for the people I love

@DoomsdayGoth as your followers grow so shall the people who creep you. learn to embrace the creeps as you make crepes. I like mine with berries

Im so creeped the fuck out because tell me why someone I blocked on here found my freshly new blogging account and followed me on there. I’m so tempted to out him.

@SamG0ld your welcome to eat the cheese in my fridge. but you said you would never return to chicago