Steven J. Reeves

@Mr_Husky1 Run Forest run!

I’m about to get married, and my fiancé knows I have an inheritance that was left to me by my grandparents. It’s in my name only, and I’ve been saving it for years. Now he’s saying that before we get married, I should put the entire inheritance into a joint account so we can “start fresh together,” or he doesn’t think we should go through with the wedding. I’m 36 already and this is something my family worked hard to leave me. I’m torn between wanting to build a life together and feeling like I’m being pressured to give up something important to me. What do you think I should do? By isitmeaitah

@sw_usa7476 Teachers are cute!

@JessicaArt74033 Cute as a button!

I know I won't get Hi back because of my SCAR 😭😭😭😭 I'm ugly 😭 I hate my life 😭😭😭😭😭

@AnnaKKraken He forgot,,,,,”if they are worth saving!” Other than that,,,flush em!

My father taught me to “kill them with kindness.” I am 48 years old and can testify that nobody has ever died from my kindness. But, it nearly destroyed me.

@JesseKellyDC 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️😎

I’ve got a physical tomorrow. Does anyone know the best way to get in shape and clean up your blood work in that amount of time?

@AnnaKKraken Reasonable.

The Kraken Dating Filter™ This is basically a pre-screening system for emotional chaos. This is NOT about anyone in particular. If this triggers you, please analyze that in your quiet, safe space. (Now accepting applications. Very limited approval rate.) Before we proceed to cocktails, chemistry, or catastrophic emotional entanglement, please complete the following: 1. Are you married? Like… even a little? •“We’re separated but still live together” = married •“We don’t sleep together anymore” = married •“It’s complicated” = congratulations, you’re married All answers still yes. You’re married. Even engaged? Disqualified. 2. What is your average daily alcohol consumption? Be honest. I will know. •“Social drinker” + 5 drinks before appetizers = no •If your personality changes between drink #2 and #3 = also no •If you drive like you’re in a Fast & Furious audition = absolutely not 3. Is your heart actively bleeding from your ex? •Will I hear her name before the entrée arrives? •Are you seeking a therapist disguised as a date? •Do you need to “process something in real time”? If yes, I wish you healing… just not at my table. 4. What is your actual age? Not your “dating app age.” Not your “I feel 10 years younger” age. Your government-issued, IRS-recognized age. If there’s been creative accounting here, we’re done. 5. What are you actually looking for? Choose one: •Companion •Casual •Long-term •Existential confusion “I don’t know” is not mysterious. It’s disqualifying. 6. Do you lead… or do you outsource all effort? •If I have to plan, decide, suggest, confirm, and emotionally regulate the evening… I will also go ahead and cancel it. 7. Do you interrupt when I speak? Follow-up: •Do you ask questions just to answer them yourself? •Do you suddenly discover the waitress mid-sentence? If yes, you may enjoy a lovely conversation… with yourself. 8. Can you sit through one dinner without trying to fast-forward intimacy? •“Let’s go back to my place” before dessert = no •“We should cuddle” while I’m still evaluating your basic stability = absolutely not 9. Are you emotionally regulated? •Can you handle silence? •Can you handle me having thoughts? •Do you escalate, withdraw, or spiral when things are calm? We’re aiming for steady, not “intriguing but concerning.” 10. Are you kind… or just charming? There is a difference. I will know within 20 minutes. 11. Bonus round: 11. Did I date you before and we broke up? No. Still no. Wishing you the absolute best, though. Thank you for your honesty. Application denied. Final Note: Passing this filter does not guarantee a second date. Failing it guarantees you won’t get one. Survey Monkey digital survey in process of being created at this time. Follow back for more updates.

@TaraBull 🙋‍♂️😎

If you follow me and see this post engage with it so I see you

@kimmie_c_ @LiLa__lee18 Me 2!

@LiLa__lee18 Gawddamn! I'm older than each picture 😭

I’m Thurston Howell III

@AnnaKKraken 70+

Zero 0️⃣

@Amer1can_Barbie @MbarkCherguia Solid!

@MbarkCherguia Two to the chest. Fugly ass face gets the rest.

This guy charges at you wielding a knife — how do you respond? 🤔🔪

@sw_usa7476 The what?

@sizzle_sarah Atta girl!

I just got a brand-new long block engine, my transmission rebuilt, and my cooling system rebuilt in my Ford Expedition for $100. Glad I bought the extended warranty. 😅 Ford basically gave me a new car.

@Amer1can_Barbie @SenMarkey Don’t offer him that!!

@SenMarkey Eat my whole ass, Ed 🖕🏻

Racist. Islamophobic. Disgusting. Republicans just want to Make America White Again.

@BuzzPatterson @SenMarkKelly Amen

@SenMarkKelly It’s really a shame you ruined your military credibility when you committed sedition. Now, anything you say in that regard just makes us laugh while simultaneously pissing us off. We don’t care what you think and we never will. So kindly fuck off.

The Senate needs to vote immediately on Tim Kaine’s War Powers Resolution. I’m voting yes, because it’s clear that Trump has no plan to avoid escalation into a wider conflict that puts more servicemembers in harm’s way.

@gymlifeanimal Humor

What’s your favorite NoN-physical trait that makes someone irresistible?

@FreyjaTarte I was gonna say,,,,,,wanna bet?

Um. Ohio is a Constitutional Carry State, and believe me we are armed.

@SInow Dunno,,,didn’t watch

Thoughts??

@ALadyNamedKatie You go girl!

I’m sure you guys are sick of seeing these posts but I’m officially 19 months sober and I’m feeling pretty proud of how far I’ve come. ❤️

@Chicago1Ray @NFL @nflcommish Not watching a second,,,,and I know not one person who is!

BOOM 💥 Trump says he's boycotting the halftime show & watching Kid Rock at TPUSA Hit that (RP) button If you're gonna turn your TV off right as the first half ends or if you're going to boycott the Super Bowl entirely @NFL @nflcommish Goodell is tagged, let him hear you 👍

@RealJamesWoods @rdwhiskey 🙋🏼‍♂️😎

Retweet this post below. Schiff is tagged, so he’ll see every one of you who detests his lying, filthy existence.