Dr. Space Monkey

Wake up, piss away tax dollars. - Department of Defense

Footage of the mid air collision between a pair of Navy Super Hornets/Growlers during the Gunfighter Skies Air Show at Mountain Home Air Force Base moments ago.

@_Yowsa_ That's Henry Hester in a wig.

Wonder Woman chasing a car on a skateboard is everything I love about cheesy tv shows. Plus, it's Lynda Carter as #WonderWoman. 😍

@WhiteHouse Mr. President, are you going to kill your friends?

NO GAMES.

@XMartinsMusicX Adele

Born on this Day 1955 Can You Name This British Singer? 🤔

@PunkRockStory Jack up the Dow Jones!

44 years ago today 'The Record' is the debut studio album by the American hardcore punk band Fear, released on this day in 1982. #punk #punks #punkrock #hardcorepunk #fear #therecord #history #punkrockhistory #otd

@Boenau Dude didn’t want his boat to get wet.

Car Brain is what leads people to commit and/or justify antisocial behavior involving a car. Car Brain is dangerous.

Can You Name The Album From The Cover Art? 🤔

@YourAnonOne Imagine all the drugs that flew over on AF1.

Secret Service agents reportedly got into heated physical clashes with Chinese police during Trump’s visit, per Fox.

Why is this creepy little South African son of a bitch in China meddling in US foreign policy? Elon Musk should be stripped of his US citizenship, lucrative government contracts and UNDESERVED security clearance. Deport that privileged a-hole back to Cape Town ASAP-fucking-P.

@SenFettermanPA @Kasparov63 Someone cancel Fetterman’s work release.

Confirmed: rapists, cowards and vile deviants. Volumes of incontrovertible evidence of the depravity of Hamas. NYT preemptively dropped a grotesque op-ed with sources linked to Hamas for a beachhead of “bothsiderism” Hamas defenders.

@SecWar Putting you in prison would be a better use of tax dollars.

The $1.5 trillion investment is a GENERATIONAL DOWN PAYMENT on America’s national defense. This investment guarantees the United States maintains overwhelming strength and unmatched deterrence against any adversary for generations to come.

The Iranians are telling people that they will never give up their nuclear material for American security guarantees because Trump is not honoring the security guarantees that America made to Ukraine when Ukraine gave up their nukes.

"2024 global temperature record is consistent with model-predicted warming" | Our new article in @PNASNews (open access): pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pn…

@RepMikeTurner That thin blue line flag is familiar.

🚔 This week is National Police Week where we take extra time to honor and thank our law enforcement officers as they continue to run towards the danger, placing duty over self every day. We honor all our men and woman in blue, especially those who made the ultimate sacrifice keeping our communities safe. Thank you. Your sacrifice and service will not be forgotten.

@XMartinsMusicX Calvin Harris

Born on this Day 1942 Can You Name This English Singer/Songwriter? 🤔

@DKPredictions Remember, it’s not an addiction if you’re winning!

New DraftKings Customers! DraftKings Sports is now live in all 50 states! All the excitement, All in one app! 🤑

@WhiteHouse Don't bother looking. It says, "Trump is a rapist"

Zoom in 🤏 to see a Monday morning message 🛸

@XMartinsMusicX Liam Gallagher

Born on this Day 1957 Can You Name This English Musician? 🤔

Masterpiece meme: Zelenskyy signs the presidential decree permitting Putin to hold his parade in Moscow