Captain Headache

@FORTRESSMAXXING Mostly fake accounts and Israelis cosplaying as Iranian diaspora

What kind of Iranian got a last name like "Berg"?

@9mmScorpion Major lack in education and religious extremism (mostly based on outdated or completely fabricated theories) would do that to a country. And they’re pretty much braindead anyway

This is how they control the sheep in America.

@PrinceEwa5 @BRICSinfo Nigerian paid bots, goddamn

@BRICSinfo 5 years isn't enough. It should be paused forever. Iran is a terrorist country and should never be allowed to obtain a nuclear weapon forever.

JUST IN: 🇮🇷 Iran offers to pause nuclear activity for up to 5 years, NYT reports.

@JasonAtwell14 Ah, the eternal struggle between a man's loyalty to his religion or his loyalty to a pedophile

I'm not sure the Vatican realizes the extent to which they are playing with fire by bringing out into the open just how unhappy most American Catholics are with the establishment church.

@alyssamariiee11 Yeah, imagine being that age and still having to work for tips and not actually enjoying retirement

Imagine being this DoorDash driver

@websterkaroon Whabbimaxxing in 2026 was not on my bingo card

Donald Trump crypto Wahabbi arch 🤔 ✅ Frequently posts praises of Allah ✅ Hates the Pope ✅ Avoids alcohol & dogs ✅ At war with the Rafida and Majoos ✅ Odd obsession with MMA

@Ellie200_ @SkyNews Keep crying, stay mad biatch

@rex_t52866 @SkyNews 😂😂🖕

Donald Trump has shared an AI-generated image of himself as Jesus Christ after launching an extraordinary attack on the Pope 🔗 Read more trib.al/YqIABNG

@Ellie200_ @SkyNews Don’t care. Stay mad lil bitch bot

@rex_t52866 @SkyNews With 13 follower you need to sit this one out 😂

@Ellie200_ @SkyNews “As a catholic” sure thing girl

@SkyNews As a Catholic I support Trumps response after Pope Leo launched an attack on him. Mixing religion and politics is open to scrutiny. Leo is not Jesus and his house harboured pedo’s for decades!

@telrlp9 @Chiloveli @catholicourtney You’re basically replying to a bot or a paid engagement account from Nigeria. Just ignore it

@Chiloveli @catholicourtney WTF is wrong with you??? You’re in a cult, you realize that, right

In response to a personal attack by President Donald Trump the night before, Pope Leo told journalists on the papal plane to Algeria: “I have no fear of the Trump administration or speaking out loudly of the message of the Gospel, which is what I believe I am here to do, what the Church is here to do. We are not politicians. We don’t deal with foreign policy with the same perspective he might understand it, but I do believe in the message of the Gospel, as a peacemaker.” (Video: @OSVNews)

@maximusbillz @AFpost “As a catholic” sure bro

@AFpost As a Catholic I’d say Trump is 100% Correct Pope Leo is a Marxist moron who is low IQ. Disney Christianity is not real. Even Lord of the Rings is a more realistic vision of Christian ideas.

President Trump released an essay-length Truth Social post attacking Pope Leo for being “weak on crime” and “weak on nuclear weapons.” This comes on the heels of the Pope’s statements calling for an end to the war in Iran. Follow: @AFpost

@Moh_ebrahimi What the actual fuck is this thing?

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@LucinehK_ Holly yap, I ain't reading allat

Regime change in Vatican 🇻🇦 NOW

@LucinehK_ The new Ayatollah, sunni version

I DECLARE MYSELF THE TRUE LEADER OF THE SUNNI AXIS MY FIRST FATWA: PUNISH KUWAIT FOR SHOOTING DOWN THREE US JETS WE CANNOT BE ANGERING OUR OVERLORDS LIKE THAT

@lamps_apple @ImBreckWorsham Probably a bot. Either that or your hard drive will need to be checked soon brosky

@ImBreckWorsham The woman who believes Iranian propaganda about Epstein is mad about the increase in sexual predator arrests. Makes sense!

You're fucking kidding me. Right?

@ManViking @clashreport Bro what are you even yapping about. Blockading on top of another blockade

@clashreport Hey morons, we're blockading it to end Iran's 2 million dollar extortion of other ships. The final economic knockout punch you tools

BREAKING: CENTCOM says the U.S. will begin a naval blockade of all ships entering or leaving Iranian ports on April 13 at 10 a.m. ET. The blockade applies to vessels of all nations but will not affect ships transiting the Strait of Hormuz to non-Iranian ports. Mariners are advised to follow official notices and maintain communication with U.S. naval forces in the region.

@BushraShaikhPar @sharghzadeh @marcorubio @LauraLoomer Bots used to try harder, your programming needs some tweaking

@sharghzadeh Sharghzadeh works for the IRGC. Can we strip him of US citizenship? @marcorubio @LauraLoomer

@NicholasLissack I guess bro

I’m in London, marching with 30k brave Iranian patriots to the US embassy, demanding President Trump finish the job. Iran must be liberated to save both the Iranian people and Western civilisation from Islamist nuclear terrorism. We will never stop. Free Iran. Javid Shah!

@bchestnut78 @aj_observations sure, the cute drones only destroyed a few of your super duper highly sophisticated radars, no biggie.

@aj_observations “Decimate.” 😂 More of a terror weapon than a real one. Those cute little drones have barely any explosive power. Google the damage reports. They should have invested more in the missiles.

Seeing Iran decimate nearly every U.S. base in the Gulf must have China absolutely terrified of Trump’s threats. 😂😂

@rozpersian What do you mean he never had a job? he kissed the wall

The people who say that Reza Pahlavi has never had a job are incorrect because the clown prince has been a successful cult leader for 46 years