Redhead397
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Redhead397
@rhd397
Lyrical • flow • sharp commentary. Two voices, one artist. Witch & Clown 🎪 🔗 https://t.co/hMHOxdSrXk









Ginger erasure Why are they making all ginger characters Black?





Green Party wins Gorton and Denton by-election trib.al/zD7kXaS
















So embarrassing for as a redhead. If he could only know… that his glorious, fire-engine, “I was born in a forge” ginger beard is 100% powered by the MC1R gene a mutation that first popped up in Europe tens of thousands of years ago and then spent centuries illegally crossing every border on the continent like the ultimate genetic migrant. Celtic drift? Check. Viking longboat delivery service? Check. Roman legionnaire one-night-stand special? Probably. Anglo-Saxon import-export? You bet. That beautiful copper explosion on his face? It literally had to cross borders multiple times to even exist in Britain. The same gene that makes him look like a sexy Viking cosplayer is the result of ancient migration waves he’d probably call “replacement” if it happened yesterday. Bro is out here in a Union Jack bucket hat screaming about keeping Britain pure… while his DNA is throwing the world’s loudest “WELCOME TO BRITAIN, WE’VE ALWAYS BEEN A MIX” party in his follicles. The MC1R gene doesn’t do passports. It doesn’t check IDs. It just shows up, turns the lights red, and says “surprise, bitch I’m staying. So yeah… not only is the sword-rape threat embarrassing for the ginger species, it’s also genetically hypocritical on a molecular level. The gene that gave him his entire redhead identity literally immigrated harder than anyone he’s mad at.



















