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@A_M_R_M1 What do you think "breaking news" means?

🚨 Breaking News: Brigadier General Seyed Mohammad Seyed Khorasani, a senior commander in the Iranian Air Force, has defected from the Iranian regime.

@de3dsoul I confess I doubted. I doubted the skills.

@InternetH0F Tolerance is not a virtue.

dude was not putting up with it

@HumansNoContext I really don't understand why that's so funny and we love it. But it is and we do.

Just guys being dudes

@MattCas04807118 How does something like that start? Like, historically. Someone was the first. What was going on in that moment? 😂

The days of me laughing at any European traditions being kept alive are way over.😊 Go on fellas! 🫡👏👏

@GamewithDave Always keeping a quarter handy for the payphone.

Age yourself with something kids today wouldn’t understand 🤔 I’ll start: Installing a game across 6 floppy disks.

Insurance is predicated on a gamble. Its a bet. The bet is the policy holders will, over the life of their policy, pay more collectively than the insurance company has to pay out in claims. Insurance company monthly payments and claims. Casino bets and winning hands. While I think its a better way of life to give the human beings - mothers, fathers, sons and daughters all of them - the benefit of the doubt morally, the entire structure of the business collapses if the "house" loses. The house doesn't want to lose.

State Farm Adjuster Panics The Second She Hits Record... Matthew from State Farm shows up for the damage inspection. Everything’s calm... Until he spots the flashing red light on her camera. He freezes instantly. “I do not consent to being recorded or videotaped.” The homeowner stands her ground: “This is my home. I’m documenting everything.” This is their SECOND inspection. The first adjuster was caught lying on camera — that’s why they’re back. Now this one refuses to finish the job the moment the camera rolls. This is highly suspicious behavior. If you’re not hiding anything… why shut down so hard the instant someone starts recording? 👀 What do you think is really going on here?

@TMills251 @Arin_Yumi This was a very big deal indeed. Loved this.

@Arin_Yumi Its because us folks in the United States respect Japan not only as a vital ally, but as a Culture worthy of respect. I knew that PM Takaishi was a real one when she laid a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier in Honor and respect for our dead.

A Japanese correspondent described the tense atmosphere in the Oval Office at the start of the press conference. “The first thing that struck me when I entered the Oval Office was the sheer presence.” “Virtually all of the key figures from the Trump administration were there: President Trump, Vice President Vance, Secretary of State Rubio, Defense Secretary Hegseth, Treasury Secretary Bessent, and behind them, Commerce Secretary Lutnick, among others.” “It truly felt like all the main players had assembled. The sense of pressure was overwhelming. I think the Japanese side felt the same way. At the same time, it also reflected how significant Japan’s presence is to the United States, not just in diplomacy and defense, but across economic and other areas as well.”

Ironically, the group that despises blackface is the same one that celebrates men pretending to be women

@tradeit_gg The challenge before you, when you encounter this, is to provoke and bait them into causing permanent damage to their vocal chords. If you can get them to cause permanent damage to themselves, you win.

Average team comms in my rank-up games 😭

@financedystop Yeah, but when I go to the steak house they don't quote me the wrong price up front, change it three times, inform me they won't be able to deliver it for another week and then hand me 83% of a steak and a fourth price hike.

He explains something strange about blue-collar businesses: customers often get upset that you’re making money off the job

@LibertyCappy The smoke alarm chirp CANNOT be real.

Me personally I'd probably just pay for it... 😂

@SusieM414141 You are now a family of motorcyclists.

You found the house of your dreams online, but when you went to see it in person, this is what you saw. How are you supposed to use the garage? Hope it was a good deal.

@1GamewithDave1 I don't know a single gamer who appreciates it, wants it, or tolerates it. Not one.

Who genuinely likes motion blur?

@libsoftiktok @FBI We should really consider applying the Silo rule for people who don't want to be here.

Liberal woman says she wants to be activated as one of the terrorist "sleeper cells." Cc @FBI

@madaomoshiroi Needs Mario Kart music :) Or F-Zero :0

競馬よりこっちの方が好き

@whatever As a society, our inability to THINK shows up in the way we now answer questions. Not "I think", but "I feel like".

Is she ENTITLED?! Does she DESERVE this?! Whatever Podcast with Brian Atlas Dating Talk 286

@historigins Solid. Love it.

After winning the game he invited all the janitors to take a photo with the championship trophy

The level of social order Japan maintains isn't just the result of individuals choosing to honor the rules and expectations, but also entire communities choosing not to tolerate those who don't. Takes far more than any one person's commitment. It takes families, neighborhoods, and whole generations choosing to honor and uphold social standards.

How thiefs are treated in Japan (2)

@TheGreenParty Well naturally bombers are used for advanced, deep penetration soil oxygenation in support of agriculture and climate preservation efforts.

US bombers are flying from British soil every day. Answer the key question Keir Starmer: what are they being used for?