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i know the vibe is off bc katy perry’s “roar” is stuck in my head

@chromatica99 celibate

There used to be soo many hot guys who where my type on Grindr, tbh it really seems like almost no one uses the app…where did they migrate too???

@googlemapslovr so happy for them all

idk WHAT THE FUCK is going on but i’ve heard about 4 engagements from people from my past in the last week

@kissmeriver weren’t you just in a movie about this

@rhodesmurphy i feel like if ur in ur early 20s with a kid in today's society ur crazy like did u even try to go to the club 😭

ok i think i want kids as soon as i hit 30 i would be such a cool young parent

@kissmeriver that’s what we called teenage pregnancy

@rhodesmurphy in my day they called that fast 😭

@kissmeriver TEA

everyone who graduated on zoom is a crazy person now

wow i look like shit lately

holy shit this is the most humiliating thing i’ve ever read @HouseGOP

@kissmeriver good god

pray for me omg 😭

maybe we actually NEED childless lgtbq people because it’s economically impossible for most ppl to raise a family in this economy

@Fratty_Hearst keep dreaming bitch

One day people will stop holding their glass of wine by the bulb which heats up the wine and leaves their dirty fingerprints on it instead of the stem where it belongs

@spunkchili theres a mysterious and seductive evil that they all contain that is unfortunately hard to resist

Why am I so in love with men from Long Island??????

@brattyboochiii boring let’s try incest

im gonna normalize cheating in the gay community

@ryanstreit an ebert level blurb here

Maggie Gyllenhaal’s second feature film is unbound, a wild symphony of the everyday, an unyielding masterpiece.

i feel like a loser for not going out but i just got back from army grandfathers funeral and still have an itchy full body rash is that lame

@kissmeriver @DiaryOfKeysus idk maybe she really is like her social network character

@DiaryOfKeysus asian baddie chopped white man is such a common combo

How he bagged Brenda Song is the world’s greatest mystery… 😭

@kissmeriver there’s no way this place is still in business

i got beef with this club… beautiful gowns tho

@midssommar i made a whole image about this

the horniest guy you know is an introvert