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liking both arsenal hate tweets and psg hate tweets #fuckthemall

Entertainment died when Bayern were forcefully removed from the competition for slaying too hard

@Rtotalreal @TheHateCentral Bayern? Check minutes played retard

@TheHateCentral Bayern and PSG play 80% of the season on battery saver mode and they still get packed by teams that fight all season

McDonald’s League rescheduled their games and starters barely played all season for this

HERE WE GO! Hemos enviado un fax al @FCBarcelona_es con nuestra oferta de traspaso: 4 entradas para el concierto de Bad Bunny de mañana, una suscripción anual al ABC y una bolsa de pipas. Esperamos ansiosos la respuesta para preparar el ‘announce’.

@PavlovicEra_ There was not a single point in the 24/25 season in which Musiala was our best player.

Jamal Musiala: - Our best player in 22/23 - Our second best after Kane in 23/24 - Our best player in 24/25 and we relied on him for everything (even Kroos said this) Then he got very badly injured and everybody seems to forget.. but he’ll be back.

Best 9 in the world. RT if you agree.

Uli Hoeneß: "Harry Kane is the best transfer we've ever made" • Reporter: FC Barcelona are said to be interested.. Uli Hoeneß: "FC Bayern is a buying club not a selling club" • Reporter: Can you definitely say he's staying? Uli Hoeneß: "Yes, and Barcelona have no money anyway" [@DasErste]

HATTRICK IN A FINAL FOR A TROPHY BAYERN HAVEN’T WON IN 6 YEARS. BALLON D’ORRRRR!

@Bavaro_Arg Not one win - one centimeter

Estuvimos literalmente a un palo de salir campeones invictos de la Bundesliga. En la próxima temporada no espero menos que eso, es obligación.

@mbappito77 In the current situation, a player would be stupid to choose real over Bayern.

Yeah man we can give up on this one, we don't have their pull

Ah fuck off....

@RobinsonKa61868 @CallMeMarooo He’s Christian, he just didn’t want to get beer in his hair

@CallMeMarooo Is he Muslim

Olise escaping from the beer shower and probably going to the dressing room lol (astaghfar allah)

1 goal away from going invincible in the league 1 ref decision away from Ucl final and potential treble 3 goals away from a 70 year old goals record

Take me back....please

Lamine Yamal con menos de 20 años ya supero a estos dos peludos.

عاصرت ثلاثية 2013 و 2020 ولا واحدة منهم قادرة على اغراقي بهذا الكم الهائل من المشاعر مثل ما احدثت هذي المجموعة في هذا الموسم، شكرا لكل من ساهم Maybe in another life

🏆 OFFICIAL: Michael Olise has been named Best French Player abroad 🇫🇷

I keep seeing memes of Barça asking bayern "first time?" about getting robbed. Uhm sorry??? if there is a UCL Robbery cup, Bayern are the undisputed holders. They could drop an Amazon+ series with 100+ episodes on how many times Bayern have been robbed😭😭

@FCBM_84 @wardellsarr19 Vuskovic 😂😂 slowest cb in the league in kompany high line

@wardellsarr19 Voskuvic Godt Vlahovic Dumfries Manzambi Ischhorn And we'll fuck Europe 🇪🇺

Name a ‘Hear me out’ signing for Bayern:

Ah yes I love rooting for PSG, the sportswashing club bankrolled by a state

Gracias, preciosa, supiste cuándo retirarte. Llegaste siendo una aberración textil, y te fuiste como una leyenda.