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@maddenifico See Jimmy Kimmel.

If a bucket of piss, shit, and vomit were to manifest into human form, it would resemble Mike Lee — who is undoubtedly the most loathsome and repulsive Senator in congress.

@josiahjdp Great read

Part 4 🍿 After I hung up, I sat for a long time with the phone in my lap, listening to the air conditioner rattle. Harold had been gone almost three years. During the funeral, Grant cried publicly and then argued with the probate clerk two days later over equipment titles. Harold had never trusted the shine in his son’s ambition. He once told me that while we were balancing invoices at the office after closing, “A man who wants to look successful more than he wants to be useful will mortgage his soul for applause.” At the time, I thought he was talking about some local politician. Now I knew better.

@Jared_Carrabis Don’t matter if he’s Cy Young, they can’t hit.

You thought this team was fucked before? If Ranger Suarez is hurt then that’s a whole nother level of being fucked that we’ve yet to see during this young, cursed season.

Since the paid MAGA influencer losers are executing their marching orders on this Spirit story, let’s inject some reality. The Biden administration didn’t stop any Spirit mergers. The issue went to trial and a judge ruled that a Jet Blue/Spirit merger violated US antitrust laws, and would likely increase prices on consumers. The courts ruled, correctly, that the merger violated the law and would hurt Americans. So, fellow Americans: what MAGA is really saying is they don’t give a shit about the law, and they don’t give a shit if you had to pay more to fly. politico.com/news/2024/01/1…

@kevin_siracuse Buffalo championships. The bubble.

Another reason why last night’s win feels so damn good: Seeing how Boston fans responded to this tweet, and many others, with some of most vile, deplorable and scummy comments in defense of their football coach who was caught cheating on his wife for 6 years with an NFL reporter, which is not only objectively horrible, but should also be investigated for tampering from a league standpoint. Cope harder and hold this L, Boston. The #Sabres went 3-0 on your home ice while outscoring the Bruins 13-3. Karma’s a bitch, ain’t it!? #LetsGoBuffalo

@Sabrestalkv2 And ……..still the Sabres. Celebrate the first round win. Measure for those rings. Do it up.

@richardsan1973 Still on my Twitter after the Sabres raped TD Garden…

You defended Marchand on plays like this for over a decade. Suck a dick and enjoy the offseason

@RockpileReport Settle down. Buffalo won a series. Wow. Let’s measure for the rings. Still the Sabres.

@RockpileReport Marchand always got suspensions so I don’t see your point

There's something objectively funny about an #NHL fanbase that spent a decade celebrating all Brad Marchands ratty shenanigans as "competitiveness" crying now because the shoe is literally & figuratively on the other foot 😂 What a time to be alive 🍻 #Bruins #NHLBruins #Sabres

@StefanMychajliw @NHLBruins Wow. Won one series. Start measuring for the rings.

Stay classy Boston. To your fans, enjoy watching Matlock reruns until next season starts. To @NHLBruins players, enjoy your multiple tee times.

I know Scott Jennings tantrum got all the attention yesterday, but I want to talk a little bit about what I said that got him so mad. The bottom line is: Trump’s war with Iran has failed. This has made it mentally strenuous for MAGA operators to defend it on TV. For 8 weeks now, Scott has pointed to the U.S. destroying the 50 year old Navy and Air Force of Iran to try and prove we have won. This is dishonest for many reasons. The point of war is not to kill your enemies and blow up their navy. That’s an infantile view of war that MAGA is pushing to trick Americans. The point of war is to use force to extract political concessions from your enemy that benefit you on the world stage. Trump has been unable to translate his military success into a SINGLE political concession from Iran. Not one. This is a failed war. The Strait is closed. Iran won’t even negotiate. The enriched uranium is still in Iran with their blueprints stored in the Cloud. So enter Scott Jennings. He has claimed weekly that victory is right around the corner with this war… but we have blown past the 4-6 week deadline set by this administration and have failed to get a single concession. So I asked the simple question: “Can you name a single political concession we have gotten from Iran?” He couldn’t answer. Never forget the weakness he showed when he had no answer for Trump’s mistakes.

@HackswithHaggs Look. Nobody here thought they were making the playoffs this year. The signs were there at the end of the regular season. They stopped scoring goals. Plain and simple.

Swayman pulled and less than 20 seconds later the Sabres get an empty netter to ice the game, 4-1. Been that kind of night for the Bruins. You can't have a bad first period in a do-or-die elimination game on home ice.

@WalshFreedom @ScottJenningsKY Go Scott!!! Walsh is miserable and needs a hobby.

Yes, @ScottJenningsKY is super thin-skinned (he won’t see this post bcuz he blocked me on Twitter), so not a surprise he lost his shit last night. But here’s the thing about him. He doesn’t believe what he’s saying. He’s an actor playing a role. He found out he’d make big, big money by playing the big MAGA tough guy. So that’s what he’s doing. And @CNN pays him big bucks to play that role. And when you don’t really believe what you’re saying, when you’re just playing a role, it’s really easy to become flustered and lose your shit. And that’s what he did. People like Scott Jennings who just play roles to incite division & viral moments are everything that’s wrong with our politics today. And people like young @adammocklerr, who genuinely believes what he says and is genuinely interested in respectful debate, are everything that’s right with our politics today.

@HackswithHaggs Sturm and Tocchet.

All great coaches. But you’re gonna have to convince me Jon Cooper was more deserving than Marco Sturm. Cmon now

Term limits for the Supreme Court. Enforce a binding Code of Ethics. Impeach these corrupt justices. Expand the Court.

Ronald Reagan‘s assassination attempt took place at the Washington Hilton. He never once demanded a ballroom, and he returned to the same hotel for several events thereafter. Please note, this is what an actual assassination attempt looks like.

@BOSSportsGordo Send him down to Worcester.

Very, very quick hook for Brayan Bello at just 63 pitches. Shook his head for several seconds as Tracy made his way out to take the ball. Yikes. His final line: 3.2 IP, 6 H, 4 ER, 2 BB, 2 Ks

Golf tourney a tribute to sports journalist Art Martone cranstononline.com/news/golf-tour… Great story for a great man. Hope you can join us. Only a few spots left.

@Maga_Trigger Melania loves America. Michelle doesn’t.

Do you agree that Melania will never be as classy and beautiful of a First Lady like Michelle Obama? Yes or No? 💙♻️

@NFL_DovKleiman Well he ain’t gonna be.

Heartbreaking: TMZ harassed Patriots HC Mike Vrabel at the airport, asking him questions about Dianna Russini. Vrabel ignored the paparazzi and was visibly annoyed. He just wants to be left alone 😔💔 twitter.com/Savageboston/s…