Jar Sauce Binks

Old Town Road (Lil Nas X) + My Pony (Ginuwine) #songsthatmashtogether

Flowers (Miley Cyrus) + Lovefool (The Cardigans) #songsthatmashtogether Okay, back to my hiatus.

@3rdGener @RealJamesWoods When uninsured go to hospitals they are treated and that cost is covered by the government. "Obamacare" costs hundreds a month. So if what you posted is true, he just made it possible for "illegals" to pay for health insurance instead of being a burden on the taxpayer.

@RealJamesWoods While our tax dollars fund it.

Thank you, Joseph Biden...

@mtgreenee You’ve outdone yourself with this hilariously stupid line.

God is sending America strong signs to tell us to repent. Earthquakes and eclipses and many more things to come. I pray that our country listens. 🙏

@lisa_curry This is what we need on the picket lines.

Excuse me what

@lisa_curry Why would you do that to Dan Levy?

Ben Shapiro looks like an ugly Dan Levy. Same ingredients, wrong recipe

@toliro @TheTrekCentral You don’t notice that basically every episode is attacking a different TV trope and knocking it out of the park every time? Charades was a classic sitcom plot, for example.

@TheTrekCentral Why? Just WHY?? 🤦🏻‍♂️ You were doing so well this season. And now this?

🚨BREAKING - #StarTrek: Strange New Worlds MUSICAL Episode! “Subspace Rhapsody! #StrangeNewWorlds #SDCC

@CalmYourMitts He’s inconsistent though. And a stat of a two game span shows how good he can be, but not necessarily a reflection on how he’s been all year.

And yet: - he’s not on the all-star team - some Mets fans still say he isn’t worth his contract amazing, and not in a good way.

@lady_liberti @nicksortor You’re talking almost a quarter mile away from the Titanic. That’s pretty far. And if it were easy to get to the ocean floor to search for them, it wouldn’t be $250,000 a ticket.

The debris was found only 1600 feet from the bow of the Titanic…question isn’t that the first place to look? Instead of scouring the entire ocean? It doesn’t make sense they didn’t have emergency rescue plans ready to submerse and rescue???? They should have found them within hours instead of days

🚨 #BREAKING: A top secret US Navy acoustic detection system first picked up on the Titan submersible implosion just HOURS after the sub began its mission on Sunday, officials involved told WSJ. Almost immediately after the sub lost communication with its mothership, the Navy began listening in. Shortly thereafter, the U.S. system detected what it suspected was the sound of an implosion near the debris site which was discovered on Thursday.

The 2023 Tony Awards* *Appearing courtesy of the Writers’ Guild of America

lol that’s so on brand for Jimmy Pesto

@clhwi2017 @MeghanMcCain How do you say it’s the best ever if you’re new?

My algorithms been fucked since Elon took over - and I'm over it.

@LumpyDortwell @lisa_curry I imagine he smelled better on his way TO Vegas.

@lisa_curry Amen to that! On a flight from Las Vegas to Salt Lake, I was sitting in the middle seat, I hoped the window seat wouldn’t show! Nope, he showed, stinking of booze, B.O. and horrible cologne! Longest flight ever…

The FAA should fine passengers who board the plane with wretched b.o. or too much cologne

@IJasonAlexander Is that a Titleist?

@scooterfarr @lisa_curry All Kenny Rogers Go To Heaven

@lisa_curry Of course they're all white-haired dudes.

Excited to announce that I’m a draw

@lisa_curry Attack of the clones

@fieldsix I suspected as much. But with all Boeing products I can barely tell the difference between their variants. Unless there's a second deck of course.

@richgilberto The in development next generation 777.

Why look at this novel bird operating up around VCV.

@uraijit @ConanOBrien I was going to say this came out way too Japanese for comfort.

@ConanOBrien This looks like a Primus music video...

This is not AI— this really happened yesterday. youtu.be/z3Ae8msn7_g

@lisa_curry To be fair, porn doesn’t need very good scripts.

Preview of what the studios are pushing writers to settle for. More experience and expertise required for less pay than waiting tables #WGAStrong