Richard Lay

@ba55bar I'm very sad with the news.

@richlay One of my all time favourite albums. I can listen to it on a loop and never get bored

Raise a glass to the underworld 🎸

@anon_opin Yeah, what we are desperate for is more government control.

Any greasy spoon/hot food outlet that has run out of bacon by 12.30pm should be shut down by the government.

@anon_opin Shit in bed too. You missed shit in bed.

As a woman I've dated many handsome, gym toned men. All of them were vain & arrogant. Advice to all women. Find an average looking man who is kind & funny who appreciates you. You can always dress them better & encourage them to hit the gym.

@JustHelens Really? I've never been able to get on with mine. And I've enough bits that ought to benefit from it

Finally bought a foam roller and it’s changed my life. The sweet agony of it on my back, oh sweet Jesus.

@fesshole Again?

Husband's car in the garage so had to pick him up from work. Thought I'd surprise him by wearing sexy underwear under a coat to get him. The idiot walks out to the car with his mate Pete asking to give him a lift home. Had to button the coat up quickly so they don't know.

@fesshole Again?

Thought I saw my mother in the distance in the shopping centre and started waving frantically at her. Fucking mirror.

@anon_opin No.

Ian Brown may've turned out a conspiracy loon but his solo singles around the turn of 2000 – namely My Star, F.E.A.R, Dolphins Were Monkeys – are some of the best alt tracks ever written, while the supposed proper 'artist' John Squire shat out utter garbage in comparison

@northernassist once again, your inconsiderate bus replacement at Garforth, sat right outside my house, for a full 7 minutes with his dirty engine running, waking the whole house at 6am. Why is there 9 minutes timetabled to travel less than a mile on empty roads?

And when will you do something about it?

@cirnosad Should I stop rinsing my empty tins of tomatoes out for the green bin?

HQ of an American oil company in Basra, Iraq took successive hits, and now it is completely on fire.

@anon_opin Are you thinking of Spike from Buffy?

No one has aged better than Billy Idol. He genuinely might be a vampire.

@BallerTalk0 @Plettigoal @kicker @picturealliance Who the fuck orders it like that?

@Plettigoal @kicker @picturealliance Anton Stach Career Stats ⬇️📊

🚨🇩🇪 Julian Nagelsmann on Anton Stach via @kicker: „He’s doing well there, but he’s not exceptionally strong in the air and not a top ball-winner either. He’s also someone who prefers to have the game in front of him. In my view, his best position at Hoffenheim was the central role in a back three, from where he could drop into the No.6 position.” Key player for Leeds United this season, 4 goals and 3 assists in the Premier League so far. #LUFC

Four for the big man! Incredible.

Especially enjoying all the sad fan crowd shots

@leedsrhinos Yes!

Anyone else really pleased that Andrew Voss is commentating when Maika Sivo scores a hat trick for Leeds Rhinos? Maika Siiiiiiiiiivo Robins 0 - 38 Rhinos 56'

Can't believe what I'm seeing here. Unreal.

Oh @Ryan5Hall I'm so pleased for you! What a moment! Sivo is the best player we've ever had. Decided already.

This is brilliant!

This is brilliant.