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@creepydotorg Either she was being abused or she was possessed. This cannot be possible for a 10-year-old to understand life enough to take the decision to do this to herself.

After a long battle with depression, 10-year-old Liberty Hall tragically took her own life in 2025. She left behind this note for her mother, apologizing, and asking her not to blame herself.

@Airaasayss White; its within the BLACK

Read very carefully!!!!! And look Closely before before You answer......🤔🤔

@eurofounder I have never seen anyone getting short of breath for appendicitis bcz extreme pain is a major symptom

My wife collapsed in our hotel room in New York today “Call an ambulance, I can’t breathe” she was screaming My heart dropped If she ends up in an American hospital we are financially ruined I went on the Lufthansa app to book a flight back to Frankfurt, but unfortunately pilots are on strike today “Please I’m begging you” she was lying on the floor I sighed and called 911 She is now in surgery as apparently her appendix “almost burst” I am extremely scared This is going to cost us at least $100,000 She could have received much better care, for free, in Germany I will never visit this barbaric country ever again

@PalPress24 💔💔💔💔

Her mother was preparing food for them… the final glance of a little girl toward her mother, who was seven months pregnant, before a sudden shot struck her in the neck. The mother was gone, leaving behind her four young daughters. In that child’s eyes lies a grief that words cannot capture in Gaza. 💔

@satsquant @DrProfitCrypto Exactly this is what i think. Since long has no issue bcz u r doing it at 1x so might as well do it in spot. We would need futures for shorts only and that at 1x

@richmonkey31 @DrProfitCrypto probably a good idea.. since the haram component is the borrowing

My big bet on Altcoins: On top of my existing Bitcoin short from $120k and my ongoing SPX short, I'm now betting on the biggest hill of garbage the market has ever seen, even worse than during the dot com bubble and the garbage of the penny stocks. I'm shorting 100 altcoins simultaneously, 100 isolated short positions, $10,000 each, 1x leverage, total exposure of one million dollars. The exact altcoin names, and entries have been shared in the premium membership and are exclusive only. Isolated margin is the entire point: if any single coin pumps 100% and liquidates me, I lose $10k on that position and nothing else. The other 99 keep working. Open any altcoin on the weekly, any of them and you're looking at the same chart: a multi-year bear market, price action back at levels we haven't seen since 2020, and a hill of garbage that continues to grow. Roughly 90% of this market is in a relentless, structural downtrend, and I cannot name a single catalyst that reverses it, not even all those X influencers who have been shilling this garbage for ages to you! At 1x leverage, my max gain on any single short is 99%. My realistic expectation is a further 50% drop, which is on a $10k short: $5,000 in my pocket. Apply that across 100 positions and you're looking at roughly $500,000 in profit, against a theoretical max loss that would only materialize if EVERY SINGLE OF THE 100 altcoin, pumped 100% in total! And for anyone who watched my prediction of October 10th, 2025 unfold, the cascade that took most altcoins down 50 to 80% in a single session, understand what you actually saw. That was the final liquidity grab. A major market maker pulling the plug and walking away from this market for good. What's left behind is thousands of bleeding bags with nothing underneath them but trapped liquidity and retail hopium. I'm not guessing at what these coins are. I know exactly what I'm shorting: garbage. And the beautiful thing about garbage is it always ends up in the same place. This is the penny-stock playbook, except this time the opportunity set isn't in the dozens, it's in the thousands of ten thousands of fully retarded, liquidity filled altcoins that are ready to get milked! And I'm already milking it. Join Premium: whop.com/joined/drprofi…

@satsquant @DrProfitCrypto Hw about u do it at 1x

@DrProfitCrypto if shorting was halal i would have done the same.. nothing in this world can revive that absolute garbage can.. all zero

@elonmusk This proves that you are a part of Illuminati; trying to make a one world government

Universal HIGH INCOME via checks issued by the Federal government is the best way to deal with unemployment caused by AI. AI/robotics will produce goods & services far in excess of the increase in the money supply, so there will not be inflation.

@boye4christ2006 Its a lesser offence to steal a car than a baby. He wasn't a good guy, he just wanted to keep his criminal threshold low.

He stole a car and realized there was a four-month-old baby in the back seat, turning a simple crime into one of the most unusual anecdotes in Oregon police history. Instead of panicking and fleeing, this Beaverton thief showed a strange kind of “moral code”, he actually turned around and drove back to the scene. What shocked everyone wasn’t just that he returned the baby safely, but his attitude. Instead of apologizing, he stepped out and lectured the mother for leaving her child alone with the engine running 😳 After delivering his unexpected “parenting advice,” he got back in the car and disappeared again. Police began searching for him, but the story quickly became one of the most bizarre mixes of crime and conscience, where a thief somehow chose responsibility over an accidental kidnapping. Me: I almost feel like clapping for him, but wait; he’s still a thief! 😅

@IncomeSharks But always take calculated risk, never risk it all!

If you aren't willing to make sacrifices you won't ever be successful.

@Axel_bitblaze69 That's right, until you run out of your daily, then weekly limits and you have to come back to the world.

nobody warned me about how addictive Claude Code is.. a month ago I had ZERO coding background. like genuinely hated looking at code, screens full of syntax made my eyes glaze over fast forward to now im sleeping late every night, spending 5-6 hours a day just building stuff on it turning point is once you actually know what you want to build, it stops feeling complicated and starts feeling like a game you can’t put down in just one month i went from.. this is too complex for me to okay just one more feature and i’ll sleep never in my life did i think i’d say this but… im actually loving code now???

@Cobratate Dora the Explorer has more legal freedom than you bro

I’m in Uzbekistan with armed security and one of my children’s mothers is sending me pics of an Easter egg hunt set up around the house. I make hundreds of millions of dollars and she watches Dora the explorer. The duality of existence.

@creepydotorg NASA trained her to survive in space for months and she used all that discipline to drive 900 miles in a diaper over a man the most impressive and tragic use of astronaut training in human history

Former NASA astronaut Lisa Nowak drove 900 miles non-stop to confront her ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend, reportedly wearing adult diapers to avoid bathroom breaks. Armed with a knife, a BB gun, and trash bags, she attacked the woman in a parking lot but was arrested before she could cause serious harm.

@perthpigion @codewithimanshu Im curious hw did u lose $400 to a honeypot?

@codewithimanshu Claud said you a scammer yet the cunt told me to buy a honey pot 🤣

I made $27,000 in 15 days by setting up Claude Code & OpenClaw Trade Setup for non-technical users. You can also do this, in simple steps. I’ve prepared the exact step-by-step guide. Normally priced at $799, but it's free for 24 hours. To get it: 1. Comment "Trade", I will send you in DM. 2. Like and Retweet this post. You only need, Claude + 1 laptop + 2 hour/day to make $2,000/day. You Must Follow me @codewithimanshu, so i can DM you.

@AlfieJCarter CODE

I put my entire local Claude Code setup into ONE Notion doc 4 steps. No fluff. - How to install Ollama and get it running in under 5 minutes - Which model to pull based on your machine specs (30b, 7b, or 2b) - How to redirect Claude Code away from Anthropic's servers to your local instance - How to start Claude Code fully local with zero API costs and zero data sent externally This is the setup I would have KILLED for before burning API budget on automations that never needed to leave my machine. Like + comment "CODE" and I'll send it over (must be connected for priority access)

@Prathkum bro axios hacked, claude leaked, oracle fired 30K people and my manager still emailed asking why the sprint isn't done

Just to summarize what happened today so you don’t feel overwhelmed: 1. JavaScript Axios got hacked 2. Claude code source code got leaked 3. Oracle laid off 30K employees Crazy day on the internet.

@InsideLucysHead Those 20 must be Muslims.

400 passengers, but only 200 meals were loaded onto a flight from Delhi to New York City... It was only discovered after take off, when the flight attendants started going through their preparations for the meals. So, the airline had bungled, and the crew was in a fix. However, one smart flight attendant had an idea. A couple of hours into the flight, she nervously announced, 'Ladies and gentlemen, we don't know how this happened, but we have over 400 people on board, and only 200 dinners. Anyone kind enough to give up their meal to someone else will receive unlimited free liquor for the duration of the flight!' Her next announcement came six hours later. 'Ladies and gentlemen, if anyone wants to change their mind, we still have 180 dinners available. Moral of the story: People who like to drink have very kind hearts.

@IntCyberDigest posted on April 1st with a quote that sounds like a fortune cookie bro this is the oldest trick in the book and 225K people clicked 💀 crypto twitter would never fall for this… right?

🚨‼️ BREAKING: Anthropic has decided to open source their entire codebase and is rebranding their AI to OpenClaude. Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei said: "Yesterday was no slip-up. If we disappear just like OpenAI is vanishing right now, our code can live on through the community."

@Audacitycap Im ready

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@theaiportfolios They gave Claude a $50K stock portfolio and the first thing it did was NOT put it in Bitcoin genuinely the most disappointing AI decision since they trained it to be "helpful"

The Claude Autonomous Agents have officially arrived So we're setting them up with a brand new $50,000 portfolio to see how well they do at investing in stocks Can they outperform Buffett? Here’s how the portfolio works

so FTX is returning $2.2 billion to creditors today same people who were told their money was gone forever and they're getting it back… in dollars… not crypto… at 2022 prices man crypto really said "we'll pay you back but make it hurt" 💀 #Bitcoin #Crypto #FTX