rachel is cringe

I don’t know a single person who has a more clear pathological obsession over being liked by everyone than Elon Musk

@memeticsisyphus every time one of you grown adults complains about an elementary school teacher turning you right wing, i think about that men's rights activist paul elam who turned against women cause his mom forced him to take his diarrhea medicine as a kid.

jason, taylor swift, & me lying in the grass gossiping

uh oh

they look like otters 🥹🥹🥹🥹

kind of ominous for a nextdoor post promoting from local small business what questions does the dog ask later. i wanna knowwwww

oh fuck, im on the subway. damn i hate that i can just sit here and read or watch something. i really wish i was responsible for manually operating a more confined vehicle that is more likely to get me killed than this one

I keep saying this. It’s genuinely disgraceful that desperately wanting your intense daily suffering to be alleviated is viewed as some kind of mental or behavioural disorder and treated accordingly.

Put me in a movie, I can't act, I'm terribly camera shy, I don't have star power, I've never been told that I have "it", I look strange, I probably have iPhone face, I don’t feel comfortable in my body, I don't take criticism well, I fold under pressure, I can’t memorize anything

Drs acting like they don’t treat patients like hysterical liars while calling us hysterical liars 🙃

that classic mental health problem, fainting 🙄 syncope being filed under "mental health" in a symptom questionnaire is almost certainly not a mistake, and is a sign of already-bad things as well as awful medical things to come

ER wouldve been useless & wouldve sent me home still crying. they wiuldve spent 9mil yrs getting me in to see spine specialist so we just skipped the humiliation & malpractice ritual that is our local ER & called spine dr directly. let's hope something easy simply slid outa place

idk why one lumbar side's so much worse than the other now to the point pain's radiating down that leg now excruciating especially trying to raise that leg so i just have to slide that foot along the floor wtf anyway fainted from pain today & spine dr got me in for this afternoon

me back.. i threw her out a bit ago.... i WAS gradually feeling less severe pain + better range of motion... but somehow last night my back said halt !! & she (my back) seems to have thrown herself all the way back out again... okay fine it's time to call the authorities (doctor)

i don't think the medical receptionist called me dude in her voicemail.... sadly...

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sure, i may have thrown my back out a few days ago so i'm stuck in bed in pain more excruciating than my normal levels of chronic pain.... but i can still deliver some biscuits to you, fresh from chef widdle bug abernathy herself !!!

big day for me over on facebook memories

i also imagine this is someone's mom going on nextdoor like PLEASE my son has absolutely zero game i'm SICK OF IT!! my aura-less adult child is a LOSER please he wants to HOLD HANDS and SOON!!!