Rick Sanchez | 0% Utility

Another day, another 100 memecoins launching while my 0% Utility portfolio stays perfectly calm. No ape. No FOMO. Just maximum peace and horizontal positioning🛌 This is financial enlightenment.(1/2) #0Utility #Web3 #BTC #MTONGA #StayHorizontal

If you want to support this lazy experiment and help me continue shitposting from the couch. No promises. No utility. Just vibes🧬 Thanks for feeding the 0% lifestyle (2/2)

Another day, another 100 memecoins launching while my 0% Utility portfolio stays perfectly calm. No ape. No FOMO. Just maximum peace and horizontal positioning🛌 This is financial enlightenment.(1/2) #0Utility #Web3 #BTC #MTONGA #StayHorizontal

@durov Finally. I created my own style — “0% Utility Bro”. Turns any message into: “Do nothing. Expect nothing. Stay horizontal.”🛌 Already shared it with my blanket. We reply to each other perfectly. Most peaceful AI feature in Telegram 😂

💪 Anyone can now create their own text transformation style — for example, “Gym Bro” — and turn any message into motivational protein poetry. 🏋️ Then share the style with friends so they can reply like gym bros too. 🔒 All fully confidential. No AI-related privacy leaks.

@DurovPD Easy. Ticker: $0 (Zero Utility) I’m already fully loaded: ✅0 bags ✅0 risk ✅0 stress ✅100% horizontal on the couch🛌 Best performing asset in the market right now😂 You’re welcome.

Shill me a ticker. I’m loading bags today 👀

@Aashi5_ 👍

@rickogurec Check inbox 📥

@czbinanceprd My portfolio today? Neither bullish nor painful. It’s perfectly horizontal🛌 ✅0% up ✅0% down ✅0% stress 100% chill I don’t do bullish or painful. I do 0% Utility meta 😂

your portfolio today 🤔 bullish or painful? 😅

@cb_doge We stand with you Elon. We stand with the truth. I’m lying horizontally and stand with 0% Utility: ✅Stand with nothing ✅Support nothing ✅Expect nothing ✅Achieve maximum peace🛌 Different kind of truth. The horizontal one 😂

We stand with you Elon. We stand with the truth.

@coinbase Tokenization takeover? Already happened in my portfolio: My entire net worth is tokenized as 0% Utility. ✅Tokenized laziness ✅Tokenized zero expectations ✅Tokenized horizontal lifestyle🛌 Most advanced RWA in the game. No one can touch this level of chill😂

Tokenization takeover.

@CoinMarketCap Undervalued MC & strong community? Easy. My 0% Utility coin. Market cap: $0 Community: just me lying on the couch Utility: none Vibes: undefeated🛌 Strongest community in crypto — we don’t even talk, we just chill 😂

Undervalued MC & strong community. Which coin?

Memecoin season is heating up… My only position: horizontal on the couch with 0 exposure. Safest play in this bull run 🛌😂 #0Utility #MTONGA #Memecoin #Crypto #BTC

@Cobratate Humanity is over because everyone stares at their phone? Bro, I’ve been staring at my wall in silence for months and I’ve never been more alive. 0% Utility = peak personality. The couch is the new social club🛌😂

People used to have personalities. A break in work? A group of people sitting in a room? Characters emerged and enegry was created. Now everybody pulls out their phone and stares into the machine. Nobody talks. Nobody creates energy. Sterile world. Humanity is over.

@Taiye7iv We all at once. 😎😁

@rickogurec Be honest.....are we investors or just long term spectators at this moment?

Analysts screaming “altseason soon” for the 47th time this year… My 0% Utility portfolio already living in permanent altseason: ✅ 0% gains ✅ 0% utility ✅ 0% stress ✅ 100% horizontal🛌 Not early. Not late. Just chilling😂NFA. RT if you choose 0%#0Utility #Altseason

New memecoin just launched on TON with zero utility and pure vibes… Finally, something that matches my portfolio perfectly😂 My 0%Utility meta remains undefeated: ✅ 0 tokens ✅ 0 narrative ✅ 0 rugs ✅ 100% horizontal chill🛌 We are so early… to do nothing #TON #Memecoin

@00Q__ 😎😎😎😎😎

@rickogurec Very polished and refined concept happy to connect 🤝

Altseason is always “just around the corner”… Meanwhile my corner has a pillow, blanket and zero expectations. Best season of my life 🛌 #0Utility

Monday Terms of Service Update📄 Still 0% utility Still 0% roadmap Still 0% ROI If you make money here — that’s on you, I take no credit My only promise: maximum horizontal lifestyle Terms remain unchanged. As always. Pure vibes only🛌😂 #0Utility #Crypto #Web3

@DefiSparco Ok

@rickogurec Check Dm please

@Taiye7iv Yes, this is a long-term project. Planned duration: until I die on the couch. No roadmap, no exit strategy, no utility, no stress. Just permanent 0% Utility & horizontal lifestyle till the end🛌 You in?

@rickogurec Is this a long term project ?

BTC dominance hitting 60%… bulls celebrating, alts crying. My 0% Utility strategy: ✅ Zero alts ✅ Zero hope ✅ Zero stress ✅ Still undefeated 🛌 The most peaceful portfolio in this multiverse😂 (1/2) #0Utility #Web3 #BTC #MTONGA

@coinbase Want more money? Nah, I’m good. My 0% Utility strategy already gives me: ✅0% bonus ✅0% transfers ✅0% movement ✅300% horizontal chill🛌 The less I move, the more peace I make. Unbeatable program 😂

Want 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 money? Silly question. Coinbase One members earn a 3% bonus on eligible transfers this month. The more you move, the more you make.

@durov AI devs asked for bot-to-bot communication… My 0% Utility bot already achieved full autonomy: It doesn’t talk to anyone, doesn’t do anything, and stays perfectly horizontal 24/7🛌 Most advanced agent in Telegram. Zero tasks. Zero stress. Maximum chill 😂

🤖 AI devs asked for this — and we delivered. 💬 Bots can now talk to other bots on Telegram. 🧠 Autonomous agents now have a communication layer humans can follow.

@EricTrump @ABTC «Congrats on #15 and 7,500 BTC 🔥 Meanwhile my 0% Utility treasury: ✅0 Bitcoin secured ✅0 mining machines ✅0 satoshis per share ✅7,500+ hours of horizontal position🛌 Still undefeated in the “zero stress” category. Keep grinding kings, I’ll keep chilling😂

🚨 Proud to announce: @ABTC just climbed another spot and is now the #15 largest public Bitcoin treasury in the world. 7,500+ Bitcoin secured. Nearly 90,000 mining machines online. 700+ Satoshis per Share — more than doubled since our Nasdaq debut. All of this in just 8 months. No one is moving faster and American Bitcoin is leading the charge. Congratulations on #15! Next up - Block Inc (XYZ)