Rick Strang

@thatmarkperkins Love that 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 It’s why we all take our kids; always hoping for these moments 💙

I'm hungover and fragile from my birthday celebrations I admit, but this photo and words from Simon Kortlang completely set me off. I was once one of those kids. Days like yesterday make it all worthwhile. #QPR

@BSmithBenS We’ve struggled for years to agree an industry standard for how thick a submarine door needs to be to withstand the pressures of the deep ocean. Thankfully we can announce going forward that the standard thickness will be recorded across the industry as “one Jacqui Deevoy”.

“The antibiotic given to prevent meningitis is causing a meningitis epidemic” 🤦🏻‍♂️ There’s stupid, there’s really stupid and then there’s Jacqui.

@The_Coop Just go and buy some...

I’ve been married for 17 years. I like crunchy peanut butter, and my wife likes smooth. I haven’t had crunchy peanut butter in 17 years.

@QuantumTech_X Tetanus lives in soil and dirt - I'm not convinced it lives on anchor changes? Also it's not 100% deadly. It's not nice though and can certainly be fatal with the symptoms and death being pretty horrific. Well worth keeping your tetanus vaccine status up-to-date.

One of the most dangerous ways people try to enter the U.S.? A ship’s anchor chain.

@MannGeorgia @SW_Help Constant problem and they do nothing. I've ended up in at least one physical altercation.

Hi @SW_Help I have had to twice move seats on your 14.12 service from Waterloo to Shepperton as there are people playing music out of their speakers very loudly. There’s a person in Carriage 10 with a speaker out playing at high volume. Please HELP passengers deal with this

@DanielE64141682 Forest fan so he'd love to stick a couple in past Derby... 🏹

If bishop starts I think it’s time to dust off the magic hat chant again. He’s under all sorts of pressure might lighten it a bit? #Pompey

@WingsScotland If anyone ever needed pie, beans and chips and apple crumble and custard; this is her...

Jeez, what a miserable life.

@adam_j_williams Pitch is too dry and there's a hosepipe ban in Hampshire...

South Coast cyclones permitting... #itfc

@donmcgowan Follow the money. Who's really paying for this?

Reform UK really are so lucky. For a party of eight MPs they have the UK’s biggest news broadcaster on retainer. Here we see their political editor doing the job of a local newspaper reporter. For Farage. EIGHT MPs.

😂 instagram.com/reel/DVnePaSDO…

@scuff7 The sadness runs deep in this one...

Fuck me...this one's so desperate to deflect how his team has benefitted from a league fuck up that he's harping back 10-15 yrs. Sad twat.

Not sure if this poor fella got Tango’d at Aberdeen Airport or he’s just @steelershockey biggest fan…. 🍊

@opinion_elite @officialEIHL I don't feel that there is really any team bigger than the Sheffield Steelers looking at crowds and off-ice production. Therefore I sense it would be best to avoid a lot of the controversy and simply give the title to them at the start of the season. I hope that's helpful.

The @officialEIHL need to clarify next season what the score is in terms of the challenge cup. What teams are ‘big enough’ to host it, the teams that aren’t and how it will work to ensure fairness and neutrality in the final. Eg neutral ice If clan by some miracle make it like Coventry had, are we big enough to host it? Do we meet the criteria? @ClanIHC @GerryMcLaughlin @RussellSmith07 I have the Challenge cup add on for my season ticket seats but am seriously considering not going to a single CC game next season as a matter of principle. Coventry have been shafted by the league and Nottingham are seriously benefiting with this fiasco. How many times do managers and players state that a good home crowd is like having an extra man on the ice 🤷‍♂️🤔

@violetkcpickles @officialEIHL No, no, no. That’s not what they’re saying at all. No. What they’re saying is… … oh, yes. You’re right. They are saying Coventry is a shit hole.

@officialEIHL So basically they are saying Coventry is a shit hole??

#CC26 Final Venue | #EIHL The Elite League Board, comprised of representatives from all 10 member clubs, agreed earlier this season on a number of venue requirements for the 2026 Challenge Cup Final in order to ensure the league’s showpiece event is delivered at a venue that meets capacity, broadcast and event presentation needs. More Details: 📰 eliteleague.co.uk/article/5256-c…

@TheRealJamieKay It just rinds their gears...

Why are the far-right obsessed with bacon?

@ellsclare Then you're an American't...

what if i don’t believe in Americans

@steelthepuck £20 a game. In that Arena? Pretty decent.

@rickstrang 32 I believe? 27 + 5 challenge cup. Just under £19.50 a game.

£620 for an early bird season ticket rising to £640 regular price. Ooft. Thoughts?

@steelthepuck How many games does that cover?

Won’t be renewing myself. Wouldn’t have been no matter the price. Will be picking and choosing the games I want to go to and watching a lot of webcasts. Still love the club and ice hockey (and this account) though going to the arena has felt a bit of a chore at times this season.

@kirbyhazard Surely it’s a river of Amazon vans?

Just seen 8 amazon vans in front of me and wondered what do you call a group of them? A flock? A murder? A gaggle?

@FirstDoctor Yeah, well, as a @Pompey fan, I beg to differ…

Alcohol has no single benefit, not one.