Kris M Blackthorn

@amandaesque It's worth a try, but when I smallified the table, our clutter just engulfed the counters and chairs.

Somebody looked at my twitter feed so now I feel like I should tweet. Fresh dill is amazing. The stuff I planted last spring/summer hath reseeded and sprung forth.

@Gardena_Global I'd love to use your my_garden online planner but registering requires me to select a male or female gender. FYI nonbinary people can also garden.

Also seaweed! Tastes great, high potassium. Now back to your regularly scheduled lack of Rieye on Twitter

Now I feel like I need to say something positive, because there is so much of that. Like ducks. Ducks are the best.

I signed on to Twitter for the first time in 13 months to complain about YouTube. I know this is pathetic. So is YouTube hiding the un-autoplay button.

Someone please make a functional plague mask respirator and sell it to me

E-learning that is only accessible on a desktop is elitist bullshit. Looking at you, coursera.

@woodwardjd Tbh I am not impressed with the percentage of the keynote that is showing us videos. I didn't get the point of showing us the one that did work.

Very not thrilled with addressing the help like that #heweb19

@aaronrester Also I hate it

@alainawiens I think that sort of thing is unethical

Am I the only one who feels badly for that poor sales person who got caught up in an advertising stunt? #heweb19

Now for the true challenge of #Heweb19 - fitting swag and purchases into my carry-on.

I love you, #heweb19, but I am going to bed. Half a day more of epicness tomorrow <3

Walking back to the hotel. Beautiful evening. What an awesome event! Thank you #Heweb19

Also I need to tell you about the beautiful mushrooms at #Heweb19

@mhaithaca Thank you. And thank you for publishing things that I can point to in order to help communicate these points to others. I just get incoherently irritated.

One thing I meant to say today but didn't: I use my privilege as a cis white male to advocate for people who are more likely to get frustrated and walk away. I do still sometimes walk away, but try to take the opportunity to tell someone why and what they can do. #lit1 #heweb19

Can I just say how much I appreciate the non-gendered bathrooms at the Wisconsin Center #heweb19 other tweets will tell you about the awesome speakers, I comment about the walls and bathrooms

I'm really glad my name's not Karen. #heweb19

I feel like the poetry all over the walls of the Wisconsin Center is just adding to the "how to be a better human" vibe of #heweb19

"We're all dealing with problems, that's why we have jobs." Yeah, perspective! #tea9 #heweb19