Colin

@Feargal_Sharkey Has never come close to writing anything as profound as He thinks that I’m a cabbage Cause I hate University Challenge

Hell of a songwriter that man, hell of a songwriter.

@GrahamSmyth Having a keeper who makes saves is a bit radical we should try it sometime

HT Derby County 1-0 Leeds United Bornauw and Gnonto both limping down the tunnel. Limp performance from Leeds so far. The penalty summed it up. #lufc

@maxrushden Guy Whittingham as Dick Whittington

@HylandIan You heard it here first

If there's any justice, Alan Carr takes over.

@neilreynoldsnfl Dermot and Quek are running a game show alongside the action on C5 (yes really) so what could you and Phoebe also do at the same time Baking competition? Dating show? Squid games?

One game in the books, 15 more to come in Week 1. Feels like a good time for an ‘Ask me Anything.’ Will answer your questions on ‘Inside Pro Football’ Substack before I fly to NY today.

@TSSLUFC We have the three worst keepers in pro football

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@GrahamSmyth Any transfer news G

Leeds United promotion-winning boss Daniel Farke revisited his most eyebrow-raising statement of the season last night to explain himself. #lufc yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk//sport/footbal…

HT Watford 0-3 Leeds United The Hornets have been honking but Leeds have been so clinical. Dan James electric. #lufc

@GrahamSmyth You’re right it really should be 2-0

HT Hull City 1-0 Leeds United You can't say that's not deserved. Some poor individual performances so far and a collective display that hasn't really been up to it either. #lufc

@BroadcastMoose @CambridgeUtdFC

Great catching up with @CambridgeUtdFC manager Garry Monk ahead of the game, good luck today my friend

@GrahamSmyth Loved this stargazer watching an Aaronsson shot at goal leave the Earths Atmosphere and travel out into the Solar System

HT Preston North End 1-0 Leeds United Gnonto making the obvious point to refeee Busby. One big decision to make and he got it wrong. Doesn't change the fact that Leeds haven't been good enough, defensively for the goal or offensively all half. #lufc

@GrahamSmyth Better off with Bielsas bucket in goal

Meslier's role in that goal has to be questioned but it was poor from Struijk too, Rodon seemed to hold his arms out to suggest the cross would be safe and Bogle didn't do enough to beat Potts. Away fans letting their frustration be known as Meslier dallies on the ball. 1-0

Lovely club, Preston. Staff incredibly welcoming, helpful and friendly. But the press box simply wasn't constructed with a human being in mind (no journalist jokes please). Donnohue-sized pockets of space in which to sit. Will stick a scoliosis brace on my Christmas list.

@GrahamSmyth Seen this performance so many times now

FT Blackburn Rovers 1-0 Leeds United A desperately poor display. Chalk and cheese from midweek. #lufc

@GrahamSmyth Meslier off Bielsas bucket on

68 - Leeds fans angry as Aaronson gets a pass wrong. Rovers fans angry as their team just play it to no one down the pitch. Everyone is angry. Now the subs. Piroe off, Bamford on. Aaronson off, Ramazani on. Gnonto off, Solomon on. 1-0 #lufc

@GrahamSmyth Just watched Meslier diving for the pen in slow motion then realised it was actually playing at normal speed

Leeds unchanged, Rovers too. #lufc buff.ly/3B3sPau

@SkySportsNFL Luckily for the Chiefs the NFL are desperate to have Taylor Swift right through the playoffs and at the Superbowl so expect to see more of this bullsh*t from the refs

"We don't feel like we're playing our best football" ❌ Patrick Mahomes discusses the Kansas City Chiefs performances this season 👀

@GrahamSmyth Best keeper in the league according to Farke

HT. Swansea City 2-1 Leeds United

@TheSquareBall @cmcmenamy95 🎵He’s fast He’s strong He hasn’t got a song Daniel James Daniel James 🎵

Dan James is no longer an upmarket Hadi Sacko — he’s bloody brilliant And he needs a bloody song. by @cmcmenamy95 • #LUFC thesquareball.net/leeds-united/d…

@GrahamSmyth It’s been 0 minutes since we scored from a corner

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