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@fxingalx I struggle to understand people who yearn for childhood. Like I understand wanting to be taken care of but don't you want autonomy!

Thank god I’m a grown up being a kid sucked

@liIpochaco 1. Agree 2. Real bald never-heads know you've got to hit them with honk-shoo hat for bedtime

i dont really care if women look different with makeup. there’s bald men who wear that beanie to bed

@beeebooob0p 🥵

@daintysloth We need women's urinals 🙏

the rage that fills me every time I see a women’s bathroom line while men walk in and out with no wait

@beeebooob0p Big relate

@SweatieAngle Throwing it back irish catholic style

Someone never went to private school dances with the Convent of the Sacred Heart girls I guess

@LuvEvelynClaire Manifesting this for you/your stream

@suchnerve Telling all the alt-right chuds to Stay Matte

@rightwanting This one is $7: Rimmel London Stay Matte 003

😷 skin discomfort can be significantly improved with colorless makeup primer btw (it deposits a smooth, invisible silicone layer onto the skin that acts as a protective barrier, which also improves the overall tactile sensory experience)

@fxingalx In this house we support informed fucking around

I am no longer fucking around and finding out. From now on I will be finding out and then fucking around

@morgpieluv But I'm willing to give it my all

you all say you want a buff goth mommy… but are you actually prepared for everything else that comes along with that

@g0thgoblin What's the opposite of catching strays?

idk who that man in the back is I didn't see him except for in the back of this pic but sir you are very handsome

didn't get any good pics of my makeup on paddys day so you'll just have to trust me that I looked very cute

@madsommars Let's get those oats fam

you found me at a very oat time in my life

do u want a gf that’s mentally stable or a gf that can squ!rt across the room. you gotta pick

@matrixgoop She just like me fr

finally, the perfect weather to sleep butt naked with a pinch of blanket covering a random body part

Ok I guess I need exposure therapy to being hit on irl lol

@daintysloth How can you tell she's Italian?

checked into my hostel, opened the window to see the beautiful garden view and immediately heard an Italian woman getting absolutely railed

@ucanthandlemiax Can I borrow it for like an hour or so?

“whose 🐱 is this?” uhh mine obviously. it’s attached to me dumbass. any more questions

@suchnerve I just want the Klingon to be gay in a more warriorly way (I have not seen the show and this is not a real opinion)

“#StarfleetAcademy is woke!” becomes even funnier once you drill down to the underlying complaint: the only straight white male main character is a villain. That’s it.