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@MbarkCherguia Looks like a bloody dog to me

Right brain = seal 🦭 Left brain = elephant 🐘 But 99% of people see something completely different 😭 What do YOU see in this photo?

@heyitsme_irenee you wouldn’t be much fun sitting like that watching televisionor eating dinner , may be hard to have a drink as well

Do you think I'd be sweet or dangerous in person?

@Matt_Pinner Obviously “ Phantom “

What name would You give him? 🤔

@midlifejane Jane , with all respect , I don’t think that sophistication has anything at all with tongues in Buttholes , Yuk , but whatever rocks your boat , its a free world

Pineapple goes on pizza just like tongues go into buttholes. It's not for everybody but those who enjoy it are more sophisticated.

@ellymelly @45FirstLady Just buy oil from Russia , there problem solved

Has it occurred to Chris Bowen and Anthony Albanese that Australia could have traded help in the Strait of Hormuz for guaranteed American oil to stabilize our market?

@Lee_AnneWalker Exactly Lee-Anne , that what any sane person would do & guarantee safe, 24/7 , cheap electricity for the next 50 years , I wonder about your sanity if you think Bowen is either smart, informed & assured , if on the other hand you are being sarcastic , then thats fine

Chris Bowen, smart, informed, assured. Imagine if Angus Taylor or Dan Tehan was Energy Minister, a terrifying concept…😓 They’d resurrect ancient coal power stations, as well as charge taxpayers millions to build nuclear plants, ready in 10 years time🪨☢️💰 #Insiders #Auspol

@janevictoriana FFS , men don’t care , if they do piss them off , no-body looks at the mantlepiece whilst stoking the fire

Bush or bald?

@lizzkelly7 WTF are we going to?

What if death sat beside you, sharing your favorite drink, and quietly whispered: “You’ve done enough. Finish your glass-it’s time to go.” What would you say?

@Delillahall I really hope that the wearers change at least daily , or Yuk

What’s your take about this new brand underwear??😩😁

@kan75w36 Sigh , the Usual “ One size fits all “ ?

Guess my size? 🍒 1 - D 2 - DD 3 - DDD

@BamaSaltyMarine Its a bit like understanding women , is if you can understand why Pizza , come in a square box , but is made round , & then cut into triangle to eat , it can work that out you understand women LOL

Random thought If you're going down a river at 3mph and your canoe loses a tire, how much pancake mix would you need to re-shingle your roof?

@otokyo__ I wouldn’t want one of them growing as a wsrt on my left eye

Do you consider this fat?

@JimThom90458694 @SRhodes84636 Obviously Albo cannot count either , another one of his many skills

The Liberal Party is officially gone in Australia. One Nation is taking over. The Liberal Party will now dissolve. One Nation will win the next Federal Election. And by a long way. People have had enough. Aussie Asians too, they are massively supporting One Nation.

@BradJamin3 @mcbj10_mike I think you may be right , the people have decided that the LNP is not even a shadow of its former strength , & will vote One Nation as it represents what the old LNP used to , ie Australia & Australians first

The Australian electoral system is broken. How can OneNation be second in the overall SA vote and get no seats in the lower house. It is interesting that the combined coalition / OneNation vote exceeded Labor. So well done for not preferencing each other!!

@lisa99sb2wmj I am worrying that if you sat on my face & wriggled , could I still here the stereo ? not sure

One word for my ass

@itslexi_z A purple Ice Block ?

What’s missing here ?