So middle aged it hurts

Last year's Unite the Kingdom rally = 23 arrests Notting Hill carnival = 443 arrests Palestinian marches = >500 arrests. I'm not making a point about race. I'm looking at the facts about the threat level. This is @Keir_Starmer trying to hate-bait you into violence. RISE ABOVE his attempts to divide the country. Wave your flags. Drink your flasks of tea. Hug strangers - just like last year. And celebrate our history, our shared culture and our potentially great nation. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Israel has trained sea otters to pinch Palestinian bottoms and say “Cheer up, love, it’s only a bit of fun”

This door in Westminster Abbey, London is: Older than the Incan empire Older than the Aztec empire Older than the Maori in NZ Older than the Zulu in SA Older than the Lakota in the Plains Older than Islam in India Older than the Turks in Turkey Older than Horses in America

🚨 MPs’ renting scandal just went nuclear — and the snout-in-the-trough champion of the week is none other than Labour’s own Deputy Leader, Lucy Powell. It’s now been exposed that a whole string of MPs have been renting rooms and entire homes to each other at full taxpayer expense. Powell raked in over £30,000 last year alone by renting out a room to another MP. Taxpayer-funded second homes, taxpayer-funded rents flowing straight into fellow MPs’ pockets — a cosy little Westminster property scam that makes the old expenses scandal look like pocket change. This is the same Labour Party that lectures working Brits about “fairness”, “austerity” and “paying your share” while their own elite treat Parliament like a private members’ club with an unlimited bar tab on your dime. While British families are crushed by sky-high rents, energy bills and taxes to fund this circus, Labour insiders are quietly lining their nests by renting to one another — all perfectly “within the rules,” of course. Because in two-tier Britain, the rules are written by the grifters for the grifters. Lucy Powell isn’t some backbencher caught with her hand in the till. She’s the Deputy Leader. The second most senior figure in Starmer’s government. The same government that’s busy hiking your taxes, slashing services and telling you to tighten your belt while they play Monopoly with public money. This isn’t a mistake. This isn’t an oversight. This is systemic corruption dressed up as “MP accommodation.” The silent majority has had enough of these champagne socialists treating the British taxpayer like a bottomless ATM. We pay for their second homes, their rents, their expenses — while our own kids can’t get on the housing ladder and pensioners choose between heating and eating. We demand: ✅ Immediate full public audit of every MP’s property dealings and expenses — names, amounts, everything. ✅ Resignations for anyone caught in this rental racket — starting with Lucy Powell. ✅ A complete overhaul of the MPs’ expenses system — no more second homes, no more self-dealing, no more pigs at the trough. ✅ Real consequences for the entitled elite who think the rules don’t apply to them. Labour isn’t just failing Britain. It’s looting it — one taxpayer-funded rental agreement at a time. Starmer Out. Powell Out. The whole rotten Westminster cartel out. The British people are watching. And this time we’re not forgetting. 🇬🇧 #MPSRentingScandal #LucyPowellExposed #TwoTierBritain #LabourGrift #RestoreBritain #PutBritainFirst #MPsExpenses #BritainIsBroken #EndTheCorruption

When Kemi Badenoch told Emily Thornberry, “I’m not done yet,” she meant it. Yesterday showed exactly why so many believe she stands apart: sharp, serious and utterly unafraid to take Labour on. Underestimate Kemi at your peril.

Remember your Mam doing your hair and couldn’t find a bobble, so she would drag you half way round the house while holding your hair.

If British jews are to be held responsible for what happens in Gaza...then by the same reasoning British Muslims should be held responsible for the massacres of Christians by Muslims in Nigeria

THE TRANSGENDER SONG: (To the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands") If a person has a penis, he's a man. If a person has a penis, he's a man. If he doesn’t want to lose it, Even though he doesn’t use it, If a person has a penis, he's a man. If a person has a nutsack, he's a man. If a person has a nutsack, he's a man. He can tuck it to conceal it, Let it dangle and reveal it, If a person has a nutsack, he's a man. If he amputates his bits, he's still a man. If he grows a pair of tits, he's still a man. If the chromosome’s a “Y,” He will always be a guy… If he isn’t born a woman, he's a man. Tell the truth…you sang along. 😜

Hi @AngelaRayner Just checking to see if you’ll be calling for a General Election once your party changes PM?

Of course.

🚨 SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG IN BIRMINGHAM AND NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT IT. Let me lay out the facts for you. Verified. On the record. Thursday night — Glebe Farm and Tile Cross. Two seats. Workers Party wins one. Reform wins the other. The result is recounted. Same result. Recounted again. Same result. All parties present. All parties watching. Both times — identical. Then @BhamCityCouncil insists on a third recount — on Monday. And today — on the fourth count — Seven brand new ballot papers appear from nowhere. 🤔 Not found Thursday. Not found in recount one. Not found in recount two. Found today. After a weekend where the council couldn't be contacted by anyone. Now here is the part that should make every person in Birmingham sit up. The man who lost his seat to the Workers Party in this ward is @CllrJohnCotton. Not just any candidate. The leader of Birmingham City Council. And now — on the fourth attempt — seven votes appear. The @WorkersPartyGB led by six. Seven new votes. Six vote lead. You do the maths. Three counts. Same result every time. Every party watching. Then a weekend of silence. Then a fourth count nobody asked for. Then seven votes nobody can explain. This is not incompetence. This is not exhausted staff. This is not a clerical error. This is a question that every single person who believes in democracy needs to be asking right now. Where did those seven votes come from? Who had access to them over the weekend? Why did three counts miss them? And why is the mainstream media completely silent? The Electoral Commission needs to be all over this. Because if this can happen in Birmingham — it can happen anywhere. 🔍 Watch this space. #GlebeFarm #TileCross #JohnCotton #SevenVotes #ElectionIntegrity #Birmingham #WhereDidTheyComFrom #Democracy #Scandal #ElectoralCommission #BirminghamRising

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Absolutely horrific, and even worse than we already knew, which I didn’t think possible. Including clear evidence of appalling sex crimes by Hamas which their deluded defenders have always denied.

Cannot believe Keir Starmer just referenced a “great leap forward” When Mao did that, 55m people died. Whether consciously or subconsciously it’s an appalling parallel to have made.

This is quite possibly the most damaging community note a sitting prime minister has *ever* received. Wonderful.

“Why are there so many houses and residential buildings destroyed in Gaza” There you have it. Hamas’ own videos of them BOASTING about booby-trapping Palestinian homes with explosives.

I know everyone is poring over election results, but let’s not forget… Today is VE Day. It’s still living memory and being able to have elections is one of the freedoms fought for. That freedom was bought by men and women who served our country. Even now our veterans need defending. The battles are different…like stopping brave veterans being dragged through the courts for vexatious claims in their old age. Conservatives continue to fight. Just yesterday, the Supreme Court reinstated immunities after my Shadow Attorney General, Lord Wolfson stepped in, acted pro bono for veterans, and won. We’re the only party doing the work. On VE Day, we remember their sacrifice. But remembrance is not enough. We should also honour our veterans by looking after them and defending them in Parliament, in the courts just as they defended us.

Women: I want to go for a run. Society: You can’t go alone. You’ll get raped. Women: I want to walk to my car in the parking garage. Society: Alone? You better get someone to escort you, or you’ll get raped. Women: I want to live alone. Society: You need a gun, an alarm system, a dog and probably a gun for the dog too. Women: What about going to the park? Society: Dangerous. Women: Okay, I’ll just go out for a drink then. Society: Don’t take your eyes off your drink. Watch out for predators spiking your drinks. Stay alert at all times. Women: I was raped. Society: Are you sure? That just seems impossible.