riley auman

Josh O’Connor on a great note from Spielberg

conservative lecturer DESTROYS sjw college student

Imagine being the first American soldier in Vietnam to put on "Fortunate Son". Everyone would be like, 'dude you're a genius, this is the exact vibe'

For those asking about how Lavonte only has 1 Pro Bowl honor, the Pro Bowl ballot put him w/ Outside Linebackers, which included edge rushers w/ sack numbers, which get votes. Instead of creating an EDGE category & off-ball LB category, like any logical layperson would have done

@LegoKingo and Walker Texas Ranger

Teamed up with a girl I always talk shit about for a group project and she does hate my guts too but we picked each other cause we both know we’re the best and we want good grades

@ZakKondratenko … and that would make Hendrickson cheaper. As a collective, GMs/execs are mad because their free agency strategy was informed by Baltimore adding Crosby, and it throws a real wrench into things less than 24 hours before all the new free agent deals + trades get processed

@ZakKondratenko Don’t really get it. They’ve lost Linderbaum, Gilman, Likely, Kolar, Mitchell, and Washington by not using the cap space for Crosby. People are mad because they think they’re doing it to sign Hendrickson because so many of the edge-needy teams (CAR, DAL, WSH) have added someone

You gotta be a fucking idiot to be a sports fan lmao

@MyColtsAccount @LedyardNFLDraft It's pretty much 2/$28M. A bargain

@LedyardNFLDraft Essentially a one year deal, I’m guessing.

Sheesh

@JArnholz It's silly to not have one of them first team, and to put four guards and a small forward as the first team. The structure should still somewhat look like an actual lineup you'd put on a court

Haugh at 1st team was a given. I think either Chinyelu or Condon also needed to be 1st team and the other 2nd team. Condo on 3rd team is ridiculous, but I guess voters put more weight on his earlier play than his recent elite run.

Good for Todd Golden winning SEC COTY after getting snubbed last year. Really nobody close despite noise for Bucky & Byington. Haugh deserved POTY, but unsurprisingly voters undervalued defense and gave it to Acuff. Chinyelu DPOTY easily. Good for him. Urb as 6MOTY is awesome.

@TampaBayTre Makes the Celtics Shaq weirder when he's wearing #83 or whatever

I choose to view this as a positive (I'm coping)

I think they’re making a strong push

@eventualforever 2020: Robert Pattinson, Tenet 2021: Mike Faist, West Side Story 2022: Steven Yeun, Nope 2023: David Krumholtz, Oppenheimer 2024: Tom Burke, Furiosa 2025: Benicio del Toro, OBAA

oh this is fun i’ll do this 2020: Robert Pattinson, Tenet 2021: Bradley Cooper, Licorice Pizza 2022: Paul Dano, The Fabelmans 2023: Milo Machado-Graner, Anatomy Of A Fall 2024: George MacKay, The Beast 2025: Benicio del Toro, OBAA 2026: the Libertarian guy, Nirvanna Movie

@bradymweiler @mid_madness No worries at all. Are they expecting Trey Scott back this year?

@rileyauman @mid_madness Wasn't trying to hate! Realized after sending it how that could read. Just have been knee deep in bottom of the conference standings tiebreaker scenarios, as the cool kids do

One gameday left in the Sun Belt …. @rileyauman gives us a look at the odds for each team to get each seed. Ladder bracket, so everything is insanely important

@bradymweiler @mid_madness Was just doing it on my own with a Monte Carlo sim + Torvik lines for the last games, didn’t have the tiebreakers factored in (hence South Alabama having a way bigger chance at the #1 seed)

@mid_madness @rileyauman I would trust these ones better - Georgia State is the 13 seed with a loss, so 50.6% makes a lot more sense there than 14%

@CurryHicksSage They got Josh Hoover from TCU

Wait, Mendoza’s brother is gonna be the QB next year? This Indiana team is going to win the next ten titles.

Dear Ravens, please do not put the rookie kicker in a position to tie or win the game in the 4th quarter against the Steelers Thank you

heard a mouse in the walls and waited next to the gap by the heat pipes until he poked his lil head out and made eye contact with me

Crowdkill of the year goes to this guy hitting a dude with the John Lennon