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Katılım Kasım 2015
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Goad Gatsby@GoadGatsby·
When you are a teenager, you have to compete against Jerry Seinfeld during your comedy audition and then you go back to school and have to compete against Jerry Seinfeld to date the girl in your class.
Yonan@yonann

Seth Rogen says Jerry Seinfeld accidentally buried his Just For Laughs audition when he was 15 "I’m about to go up, and someone comes over and they’re like, Jerry Seinfeld is about to show up and he’s going to go up instead of you" "I’m like, I’m gonna go on after Jerry Seinfeld? They’re like, yes" "He comes and just annihilates. Then he gets off stage and they’re like, and now, from Vancouver, 15 year-old Seth Rogen" "I bombed horribly, and I did not get into the Just for Laughs Comedy Festival. I told Jerry Seinfeld that story and he was completely uninterested"

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Lynn Daffern@DaffernLynn·
@AmericaPapaBear I LOVE IT & I’m so happy they were able to experience the GREATNESS of the USA…they NEED to remind the LOSERS of the LEFT how great they truly have it here in this country!!!!
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Riley@rileyelloyd·
@stackin_crypto @jennysays694955 @SBMowing Woh buddy you’re jumping to a lot of conclusions about people you know nothing about. Who shot at our president 3 times? Not illegals, maybe we should be better christans and show people struggling some kindness. Hope you have a great day if you made it this far to read it.
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Riley@rileyelloyd·
@whatyournamed @jennysays694955 @SBMowing Woh buddy you’re jumping to a lot of conclusions about people you know nothing about. Who shot at our president 3 times? Not illegals, maybe we should be better christans and show people struggling some kindness. Hope you have a great day if you made it this far to read it.
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Riley@rileyelloyd·
@jennysays694955 @SBMowing Hey Jenny, everyone deserves to be taken care of regardless of where they come from. 💕💐
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Jennysays63@jennysays694955·
@SBMowing It’s a damn shame OUR elderly have to struggle and illegals are being taking care of!
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Riley@rileyelloyd·
@Bernd35443445 @europemaxxed Yall just making up fake people to be mad it over hypothetical situations. When people are actually are struggling and corporations are finding ways to rape your pockets daily.
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Riley@rileyelloyd·
@4Him2Judge @HeidiOCanada As someone who lives in Texas why is talerico the devil? Not trying to be antagonistic just curious
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Brian Watson
Brian Watson@4Him2Judge·
@HeidiOCanada How so?? The pills are always wrong. There’s no way it’s even that close. Talarico is so bad for this country, he couldn’t get elected in California. He’s the actual devil.
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Riley@rileyelloyd·
@ReclaimD1 YALL SCREAM ABOUT HOW YOURE THE ONES WHO ARE THE PROVIDERS BUT COMPLAIN ABOUT PAYING FOR A MEAL
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#ReclaimD1@ReclaimD1·
Modern woman details how she paid for the first date with a man and how she felt afterwards. Should women start paying for first dates⁉️👑
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ruby¹@ALYSAL1U·
I'm going stateside ˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀
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Riley@rileyelloyd·
@MelGivson2 @transgreghouse Just watched the ep where the trans woman commits suicide in front of Carter. Then the next ep is like YAY THANKSGIVING!
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homiesexual@MelGivson2·
@transgreghouse I've been conditioned by ER to think that she'll jump in front of a train or smash down pills like half the characters on that nightmare
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@AOC·
Amber Glenn, you made us all so proud and your resilience is endlessly inspiring. Isabeau Levito, your grace on the ice under pressure is a model to so many. And of course, our women’s hockey team with a heart stopping gold! What a beautiful day for our country at the games! 🏅
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Riley@rileyelloyd·
@jumpordieok It was a good album however lack of cohesive theme throughout the album make it difficult to be a aoty winner
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Riley@rileyelloyd·
@HRH_SHP @StephenKing Not very shiny happy person of you to be so bitter. sure god would be very happy with the way you’re talking to people. I was just engaging in debate like you said. Nothing wrong with just voicing my opinion.
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