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I was waiting for this one: I beg you, I beseech you, I implore you, to watch the game film of every other 7'5" player in the history of basketball

A’ja was TOO LIT. 😭😭

LeBron James 🇹🇹 breaks the NJCAA Record in the men's Javelin Throw with a 77.91m heave in New Mexico! He broke the record of 76.29m set by Markim Felix in 2018 to win the NJCAA title.

There's a bit in the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy (written in 1979) where the heroes come upon an intergalactic flight has been grounded for thousands of years. Its automated systems told it not to launch until it was fully stocked up with lemon-soaked paper napkins, for the comfort of its passengers. But the surrounding civilization collapsed, and the napkins never arrived. Consequently it put all the passengers into hibernation (waking them once every few hundred years for coffee and biscuits) until such time as another civilization might arise, and restock its lemon-soaked paper napkins. The Guide is a more accurate and prophetic account of modernity than most Very Serious Science Fiction writers could dream of creating.

Rewatching Twin Peaks and struck that the city has a population of 51k people, which means all this weird stuff is happening in a town with a shopping mall and at least five mcdonald’s