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@ojwangthegreat @makoriwilton @alexmwanzo @Anto_mbuguaa @Bookten8 @cbs_ke @In4RideKe @ISokwala @sheph_murithi @Kalasinga_ @Kevoh_254 This was my car and has already been sold about two weeks ago. Kindly pull it down. Don't be conned tweeps

@grok Kindly help me generate a good but real like image of a group of people in a farm. Th y should be a farmer, crops in a farm, a banker, an insurance expert and extension officer.

@elonmusk Lack of money sir. Able to donate one? I am in Kenya.

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@C_NyaKundiH The fact that he used to travel on a visit visa and not a work visa, yet he has 'lots of cash on his Bank of America Account ' is suspicious. Did he work using his visit visa? Is he engaged in money laundering?

Hi Nyakundi Hello..my husband has been to US not once.not twice but more than 10 times..he is a servant of God..all this time he has never overstayed or done anything against their laws..the last time he went was in 2014...he went to renew his visa and he was denied..no questions asked..they just told him he that he doesn't qualify...no further explanations..he has an account with the bank of America with lots of cash that he cant access now because iko na issues and the bank advised him to go there in person and its not possible.. #VisaIn60Seconds

@MissKwegah1 That happens a lot. That's why I joined that club in 2010 to date

Today nimepigiwa salute na kufunguliwa gate na kuitwa madam na same man who when I went with the Axela alininyima entry/parking!! Everyone please, drive a Mercedes. Asante.

@ObamaMalik The Jews technically control American economy and politics

I don't understand what Israel has done for the USA that the USA is so indebted to Israel? Why does the USA send so many billions of dollars to Israel and so ready to spill American blood for them. Why? Somebody make me understand. What is the basis of that bond?

@OrjiUka While calling out the Baptismal name, he taps the Pope's forehead gently three times with a special silver hammer. If no response is received, he pronounces the Pope dead.

Standing solemnly at the Pope’s bedside, the Camerlengo must perform a ritual that is as theatrical as it is solemn and grave. He calls the Pope’s baptismal name three times. In the case of Pope Francis, the Camerlengo must have said, “Jorge, Jorge, Jorge”. Once no response is received, the Camerlengo declares the Pope dead. As we learnt from ANGELS AND DEMONS, that’s it. No autopsy.

I am not a Catholic, but for decades - especially since reading David Yallop’s book, THE POWER AND THE GLORY and Dan Brown’s novel, ANGELS AND DEMONS - I have been intrigued by the Catholic Church. This might not come out well, but for a church steeped in a 2000-year-old tradition, one of the most fascinating Catholic events is the death of a Pope.

@C_NyaKundiH This is the guy from Ogembo, Kisii County

Office of the DPP says a senior prosecutor has been placed on compulsory leave following allegations of soliciting a Ksh. 50,000 bribe. Internal investigations are underway, and appropriate action will be taken.

@omondike_ So he got paid 15M, he invested 12M in MMF, balance is 3M. That's what he used to buy a Harriet and an Apartment? For 15M, WHT should be 3M being 20%, which leaves him with 12M before other taxes and contract costs. Anyway, what do I know

So my boy got a 15M contract last year and got paid around Sept. He secured a nice harrier and brought an apartment. I got mad and asked him why he misused the money. He laughed and told me, his money is intact. He invested 12M in MMF That brings him around 140k per month!!!! This is the money he uses to pay for the car and apartment monthly as he runs his business. Am still in shock

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2. You still have to request for the physical receipts and invoices 3. Match the two ( auto populated and the physical receipts/invoices). 4. Pick out the ones that are not on autopulated sheet to the client to go follow up with the sellers. 5. File your returns

The import of this notice is as below, when filling in your VAT returns. 1. You will download and use auto populated VAT form from ITax which contains the transactions for the past month (those for which VAT was declared).

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@TeyaKevin Which funeral service is Kalonzo talking about? 🤔🤔😳

@ntvkenya He looks very broke. What if hana kitu for real? 🤔

Collins Kibet, grandson of former President Moi, appears at a Nakuru court for hearing of his child custody case

@maguire_utd1 @Ankoregirl_ Word 👌👌

Umefika wakati tuache kusema tunamuachia mungu wakati ametupa akili na maarifa.

@DrAhmedKalebi Great stuff and milestones daktari. Bringing high class medical services closer to the people, instead of traveling far for them. I wish you all the very best. This is an absolute game changer.

Super thrilled to have the 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙣 𝘼𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖 installation of the 𝐅𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐇𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐲 𝐒𝐲𝐬𝐦𝐞𝐱 𝐗𝐍-𝟗𝟏𝟎𝟎™ 𝐒𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐦 at Dr. Kalebi Labs (DKL), that is integrated to a Total Lab Automation (TLA) allowing combination of Haematology with Immunoassay and Chemistry analyzer platforms into one connected pre-analytical and analytical system for highest efficiency, fast turn-round-time of lab results and quality lab service provision. The unpacking, assembly and installation of the Sysmex @SysmexJP XN-9100 fully automated Haematology System which is being integrated with the Roche @Roche TLA at DKL is currently ongoing through the weekend in our local homegrown DKL ultramodern state-of-the-art and highly advanced innovative, distributive and disruptive greenfield central referral lab in Upper Hill Hospital Road in Kibra Sub-county. Alhamdulillah 🤲🏾 DKL was earlier this week on 3-9-2024 registered and licensed by KMLTTB as the first private lab in Kenya under the highest Class G National and International Clinical Diagnostic and Research Laboratory with the cutting-edge test platforms being lined up at DKL to cover all clinical pathology lab disciplines and a comprehensive list of lab tests that will be locally available to patients and their health providers in the country and the region. This first and only-of-its-kind fully automated Haematology Sysmex XN-9100 System at DKL connected to the TLA is designed to achieve decreased TAT and optimized labor utilization while maintaining high quality patient results through automatic workload balancing, hands-free rerun/reflex testing and fully automated reflexive slide preparation. All these will in turn enable equitable lab services with improved availability, accessibility and acceptability of quality lab tests in the country and the region. The components of the XN-9100 fully automated Haematology system that are integrated to the TLA at DKL include: ☑️ The standard XN-10 CBC analyzer ☑️ The new upgraded XN-20 CBC analyzer, which is complementary to the XN-10 - offering an additional analysis channel for white precursor cell (WPC) that provides improved differentiation of abnormal WBC populations ☑️ PLT-F (fluorescent platelet) discrete testing channel ☑️ Reticulocyte channel ☑️ Slidemaker-stainer (SP-50) ☑️ Cell image analyzer (DI-60) ☑️ Body fluid mode ☑️ Tube sorter ☑️ Sample/rack management modules with TLA connectivity In addition to the XN-9100 system components, the Sysmex team are installing the XN-31 automated platform for malaria diagnosis which offers AI-powered direct detection of the malaria parasite with quantification of parasitaemia with complementary measurement of complete blood count as well as rapid identification of the Plasmodia species, all done within a few minutes with high throughput of up-to 60 samples per hour. Sysmex are also installing the modular Sysmex UN-Series Automated Urinalysis Solution that is customized for DKL workflow, including an automated urine chemistry analyzer combined with fluorescent flow cytometry and digital image analysis for AI-enabled automated urine microscopy that gives results for urine chemistry and urine microscopy in seconds rather than minutes/hours. The Sysmex team of engineers doing the XN-9100 installations are led by Huseyin Fiiz and Taskin Ergunce from Turkey 🇹🇷 Lloyd Mukunza from South Africa 🇿🇦 together with Nicholas Muturi and Hezekiah Onyango based Kenya 🇰🇪 These Sysmex installations are expected to be completed within the coming week as well as user trainings for our DKL lab technical team who will thereafter undertake the requisite test methods verification plus quality EQA checks before we can roll out our services targeting soft go-live by end of September 2024 insha’Allah.

@kyeruphiona Kiforeign 😜😜

Something you tried once and instantly realized it wasn’t for you 🤣🙄

@zero_mind8 These would give me pretty bad heartburns