Micheal “Meaty Mike” Cyclopes

Mind if a white boy speak a little Irish tonight? #guinness #mondaynightblues

A blessed morning to be an american #kapple #bapple

And it’s been awhile, but I can still remember just the way you taste #staind

If loving steely Dan is wrong, I don’t want to be right #doingyourdirtywork

Fuck it. 100 million to Israel #bustyblondes

@BabyDjournalism Please accept our humble offering of 50 mil

Thank u Netanyahu!

Modelo on the rocks. Fuck it bro, it’s your life.

12:53 am. Infinite poop glitch. Just went 3-4 in the finals #blockedbyjames

Married milf. Montucky mountain. Mutual hatred for Mexicans. #cuck #bigyahu @BabyDjournalism

Cold ass white boy season #siena

niggas call me ‘The Sandwich’ #bombisreal

On the forklift. Just rediscovered the Theory of Relativity. #greatmindsthinkalike

Sex so good, she started singing The Great Gig in the Sky #PinkFloyd #nailedit

Going to name my first child ‘The Assest’

@BabyDjournalism Put me in coach

On a double date with randoms absolutely hammered! Hell of night!

@NBA LeBron could’ve won the Revolutionary War but George Washington couldn’t come back from 3-1 in the finals

LEBRON JAMES MAKES HISTORY! 👑 28 PTS 👑 10 REB 👑 12 AST He is the only player in NBA history to record a triple-double at age 41!

@BabyDjournalism It’s not you, it’s me. I promised I would behave

My uni’s notable slut went for the hug, I went for the fist bump because I am spoken for.

Long day today. Gonna aim my 44 at the door all night in case they come for me

@BabyDjournalism stay humble and you will never fumble

botched my presentation this AM, at least I dressed to impress #fashionableshit #lank

racism fuel #ihateniggers