Billy “HammyWam” Spanks

Have yourself a breakfast chuck, try not to get to freaky by noon #gaybeer #boston

@thatPNWintern Dump him in the Nile

How do y’all deal with little brothers? Mine turned 13 and has been a straight punk since who I can’t stand being around.. would appreciate tips

Listening to my boy’s girl grill him over the phone about gambling as we are on our way to the casino #lovebeingsingle

Went on a spontaneous coffee run for the work office #promoteme

Don’t know how to feel about mom’s trying to hook me up with their daughter at the bar when they’re not there #thoughts

@KitFistosBurner Sorry to break the news, it’s over! Refill the fridge and invite the fellas over! Been there. -Billy

New prospect! Found my fling for summer back home! This is AWESOME #rocket #allheart

@DeputyFife69 00s Lee dungarees carpenters are my go to

Anyone got any good jean recommendations, been on wranglers for a min but would like to be able to fit things inside my pockets

Don’t let this white boy get hot! #mayomonkey

Breakfast of champions #guinness #rockstar

@thatPNWintern You can have both. Improvise, Adapt, Execute. Same night.

When did getting drunk become an excuse for getting with women. I miss when getting fucked up just meant having a fun night with the bros

@MaryCarlPubert @choppedfug

@choppedfug @BabyDjournalism #expand lil pump and gucci gang

Any album recommendations for the long drive home? (non-rap)

@thatPNWintern 5 ipa’s deep listening…

@BabyDjournalism “An insatiable high” by masayoshi Tanaka

Taking the divorce well @ripbeanos

@ruebaNcuban Crack a cold one

Toughest drive of the year by far

@bobbilly240 Par 3 course only gotta let the dogs breathe

What do we think about flops on the golf course?

Here if they need me to play #rookie

@Box_inspector The heard of blacks spawn in when they hear of a “fight”

Its two bros or death apparently

@jaydogreddy Couldn’t even find the hole if you tried.

@BabyDjournalism Would suffocate under her blubber for the whale

Baby you do not need the combo. Trust