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@0xmer_ flintknapping

@vashikoo idk why people think it was a comedy, it was a very serious movie about a very serious topic

WAR MACHINE (2017) the film ends with a 15-second fully committed Russell Crowe cameo playing General Bob White.

@hislsss @DevMoore will.i.am

@DevMoore who should he have on?

dwarkesh patel is the perfect example of a silicon valley tech bro u can bet won’t have a Black guest on his show

@jackrwilkie there is something in the water at tempe town lake

Sold a car to Carvana today and I have no idea how they stay in business. Inexplicable.

@venturetwins It’s far enough from phoenix that the only way to get there is jumping out of a plane

Real estate agents have discovered AI video and it’s glorious (from dawn.forkenbrock on IG)

@AkkadSecretary who else but the turkish

Someone found a DPRK restaurant on the Chinese side of the border and uploaded AI slop to the google maps images

There are people younger than the oldest youtube video that can legally drink now.

@SECNAV I am never above, I am never below you, I am always beside you. These seamen sure are gay.

Acting Secretary of the Navy Hung Cao: Message to the Force

@dr_duchesne @Gentleman_Ways He realized the futility of it all

@Gentleman_Ways yet he was so depressed with this lifestyle, he killed himself

"Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride." -Anthony Bourdain

@maryamhajhassan @LexerLux And that makes him chinese

@LexerLux He isn't Chinese, he was never Chinese, he lived in China briefly

Amazing how many people don't know that Kanye is Chinese I'm not kidding btw

The idea of watching family guy on full volume at a Fight Club screening

@growing_daniel Gear acquisition syndrome (GAS)

Doing an activity once and immediately buying $500 of gear for it

6 hours into my 2 day long family guy compilation

@elder_plinius It’s like beating up a homeless guy

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@25YearsAgoLive Hope Bush can make up for it by going to a school and meeting kids or something.

The annual White House Easter Egg Roll is cancelled due to severe rain, leaving hundreds of children disappointed.

Dario is trying to be Oppenheimer.

@BowTiedYukon This is why I, as a card-carrying libertarian, just piss in the sink

@IMAO_ @nikitabier What are you guys talking about? It’s robot chicken.

Hey, @nikitabier, this just appeared on my timeline. Do you think you can filter out mindless engagement slop like this? Feels like you’d need some intelligence like Grok to filter this sort of thing.

@MartinShkreli name drop within the first 10 minutes of The Boys.

@GarrettPetersen blow on it

So do USB-c ports just...degrade? Work less well over time? Need more wiggling and jiggling?

@thejackbeyer saw that from phoenix

I love living in the second space age. It finally feels like the future.