Russell Ison

@SandraEckersley Can’t they just DO SOMETHING! They have a once in a millennium chance to make Australia self reliant in the vein of a number of Nordic countries

Why hasn’t Anthony Albanese taken advantage of his parliamentary majority to introduce the mining profits super tax that had Gina Rinehart shaking her pearls in opposition? THAT income would be very popular with Australians. #auspol

@tonij07769810 @KobieThatcher

@KobieThatcher She has always had Australia at heart

Pauline Hanson speaks the truth: "We're bringing the wrong people into this country. The people we've brought in don't want to assimilate. They have no time for Australia and hate our culture, our way of life, Western Civilisation."

@michellegrattan @ConversationEDU Et tu, Brute?

View from The Hill: Albanese’s backflip on royal commission is a humiliating own goal theconversation.com/view-from-the-… via @ConversationEDU

@Groovyredla @cric_blog Australians ban cheats, the English Knight them.

@cric_blog Cheat though isn’t he.

Steve Smith's raise of the bat directly to the Barmy Army after scoring yet another Ashes ton. #Ashes

@cricketontnt "Don't face Pat Cummins"

After his incredible 41st Test century, Joe Root shares some batting advice with the next generation 🏏

@karl_ridgway @CricketopiaCom No, they do it for their teammate.

@CricketopiaCom The things they do for the minority

Cummins instructed players to put champagne bottles away so that Usman Khawaja can join in the celebration.

@StickToCricket Turns out denial is not a river in Egypt, it’s England cricket

“Australia are decent but my word, they were there for the taking!” Michael Vaughan can’t believe England’s missed chance.

@Pablonorm @cmbarce1 @JeffreyLuscombe Billionaires are tax free

@cmbarce1 @JeffreyLuscombe nOtHiNg Is FrEe

My free respirologist found a lump in my neck and sent me for a free ultrasound then a free biopsy where they found cancer so I was put in a free hospital and a free oncologist surgically removed the cancer and then he gave me free checkups for the last five years. 🇨🇦

@JeffBott4 @lesstenny You pay more tax than she does

@lesstenny So what’s Wrong with that Gina Rinehart does more for Australia than most People 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺💯👏👏👏

Oh Pauline not again, Cannot believe people who voted for you are not awake to your dishonesty and rorting, Actually when you see your supporters we shouldn't be surprised should we. #auspol

@Liam_Murray39 @MonsieurJudge kayosports.com.au/sports/sport!c… here you go.

@MonsieurJudge I'd love to see the Aussie batsmen face Cummins, Starc, Lyon and Green. Me thinks they'd be shown up just as much as the English batsmen

Stokes can’t bowl because he’s too tired from blocking for 3 hours when batting was at its absolute easiest. Jacks leading the attack in their most important test for years. Well done everyone

@mattDCLXVI She speaks for the world right now

this may be the greatest takedown of americans ever filmed

@markbeau62 @cricketcomau

@cricketcomau All the other teams don’t use sand paper

Here's how the World Test Championship picture sits after Australia's Gabba win. Anything stick out to you?

@thepaulwilliams Should be our head of state.

That is the highest concentration of aussie that I have ever seen in one human.

@benonwine Why do we need a king?

Do you consider King Charles your King?

@minevian @BennyScarf WHAT IS YOUR NATIONAL SPORT, BECAUSE YOU DON’T SEEM TO BE GOOD AT ANY OF THEM ( just matching the shouty energy)

@BennyScarf Also: can we remind everyone: This is AUSTRALIA‘S NATIONAL SPORT It is NOWHERE NEAR BEING ENGLAND‘S NATIONAL SPORT! 👍👍

Australia 126 after 20 overs. Notice how we’re not carrying on about how entertaining we are?

@PollyPorridge Why does he speak without vowels?

Somewhere in the Fox offices: okay, Warner is everyone’s least favourite commentator. Our research shows people love Haydos’ hat. We should be David in a hat, to boost his likability.

@AmeliaBee7 Boringly malicious

Pauline is everyone’s moron

@ATRightMovies Corrupt politicians are brought to justice

@eddie19666 @NoContextCounty Tears of joy

@NoContextCounty Ben Stokes bathes in their tears

I’m sat here absolutely cackling reading all the Aussie tweets from about 3 hours ago