devin
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@offbeatorbit How about dinner lol (on a different night) I’m on PTO so I’m open
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@risottostone I’d literally explode if I even looked at one rn
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Update: I just ate and drank half my weight in the form of a meal at Minetta Tavern. And I think I got complimentary bubbles bc I put down anniversary on the Resy reservation (which…was true mind you!). Ask me anything.
Ashley Reese@offbeatorbit
Rob and I met 12 years ago today. All I’m thinking about rn is how in 2014 I took a screenshot of his okcupid profile when my phone had 4% battery + how the cool spot where we had our first date became a bro-y Irish sports bar post covid. I go back every year anyway. Miss him ♥️
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if you're a man in NYC with a mustache who's going through a breakup hello
anna@hard_boiledbabe
NYC breakup season is dead serious this year
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Logan Paul@LoganPaul
Proud owner of the greatest Mangas in the world (imo) One Piece Chapter One 9.0 (second highest grade in existence, pop 3). First canon appearance of Monkey D. Luffy. One Piece is the #1 selling Manga in the world at 600M+ copies sold Dragon Ball Chapter One 9.2 (highest grade in existence, pop 1) purchased for a record $550,000. First appearance of Goku & Bulma The Manga journey has begun…
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@PlayStation Sony's latest first-party IP: *gets critical midseason update during period of severe player-count drainage just over one month after launch*
PlayStation twitter:
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Roblox launches on PS5 today.
Now with smoother, more responsive gameplay and faster load times: play.st/3QEFOqg
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@MediumSizeMeech met someone at a24 the other day who said it's ass lol. small premiere like this makes sense in that context
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me since the start of 2026:
Green Screen Videos by Murdoink@MurdoinkGS
Doorbell guy green screen
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whole time i’ve been thinking that was clairo
kanishk@kaxishk
so sabrina with black hair is basically billie eilish
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@doritenholm i did this the other day and it worked (but i had read something else by the author)
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Alright this one is crazy come on
Ramez@Ramez05
99.999% of gamers will NEVER see this detail in Crimson Desert, yet Pearl Abyss decided to animate the slow process of a statue being carved 😳
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@molochofficial i moved here when I turned 30 and there's definitely been challenges but it's maybe the best decision i've ever made in my life
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sometimes I think about moving to New York and then remember that Joan Didion line about how you have to leave nyc before you’re 30. On the other hand, Didion probably assumed that “don’t spend your whole adult life in Rhode Island” just went without saying, so —
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@SouthpauzArt Having been to one of these things, they attract a ton of libby "no violence only peace and love!!" types. This form of protest is specifically extremely underwhelming and in today's climate only serves to further animate the right without accomplishing any meaningful progress.
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NOBODY is telling you to ONLY protest with signs. You are a person capable of nuance and understanding. Were the pro-gay marriage protests in the 2010s useless? The suffragette protests? Pro-Palestine protests?
EVERY form of protest has an effect and has its place.
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Imma be real if you actually think No Kings protests are useless I'm just going to assume you have never protested anything in your life. One of the most important factors to accelerate societal change is seeing more people VISIBLY disagreeing with the status quo.
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would any nyc oomfs be interested in a groupchat specifically for chatting about repertory screenings / recommending series going on at local theaters...
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@C05M1C57R4N63R I bought a second ticket for a woman I’m no longer with so if anyone needs one hmu
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before the screening, i’ll present an extended seminar on the film and its legacy, featuring cast & crew interviews, behind the scenes archives, promotional marketing materials, and more.
limited tickets are still available, hope to see you there!
roxycinemanewyork.com/screenings/fin…
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in THREE WEEKS (FRIDAY, APRIL 3rd) at @RoxyCinemaNYC, i’ll be hosting a special 25th anniversary screening of hironobu sakaguchi and the now dormant square pictures’ unsung 2001 motion-capture experiment, FINAL FANTASY: THE SPIRITS WITHIN, on a RARE 35MM PRINT from sony pictures!
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