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Girls who have more twitter followers than Instagram followers are the real peng tings, personality warriors

Thomas Tuchel is either about to look like a football genius or become the most wanted man in England and have the tabloids calling for deportation by July. No middle ground.

When your child is born vs when Arsenal win their first league title in 22 years

Zirkzee plays like he has no fast-twitch muscle fibres

Okay, he's watching a movie with his wife. Have her ask him questions about it that could be answered by simply watching.

He’s starting to get over her. Have her post a pic looking better than ever

barely a day goes by when I don’t watch this

"If trading works, everyone would do it" The gym works, but look around you.

Group projects have taught me that some people really can sleep at night knowing they contribute absolutely nothing to society.

Hilarious video that shows none of the Reform voters know any of Reform's policies.

British Actors are taking all the Roles 🎬😂

When a 10/10 body turns around and the face doesn’t match

Arsenal double or Kane wins it for Bayern and lose title on goal difference. There will be no middle ground.

Getting paid to think is peak everything. If you’re getting paid well to think, don’t take it for granted. That’s 1% of civilization type stuff. Your ancestors are proud and jealous that you’ve gotten this far.

We've officially arrived in the Top 3 best months. 1. May – Bank Holidays, longer days, perfect balance of warmth without it being too hot. 2. June – Peak sunshine, summer energy & everything just feels alive. 3. July – Full on summer mode, festivals, holidays & long evenings.

Never forget Harry Kane is doing all of this in sketchers

Every. Single. Time.

ugh i may hate on the uk but there’s nothing better in this world than multicultural england you guys don’t get it. london in the summer is better than cocaine

Cut back 😂

Silo, Severance, Foundation, Pluribus… nobody is doing sci-fi like Apple 🤌🏼