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I’m voting for Walkers Salt & Vinegar! #chooseorlose cards.twitter.com/cards/18ce53w4…

Quality headline from the Sun “@TheSunNewspaper: Man wakes up from a booze binge to discover his willy is MISSING... bit.ly/16QRIfg”

“@disneywords: Mother Gothel: “I love you very much, dear.” | Rapunzel: “I love you more.” | Mother Gothel: “I love you most.””@rj_steele

To everyone who has their names on a Coke Bottle..

@beccyhuxtable haha upgraded

Yeovil !!!!!!!!!! Great weekend!!!!!!

1234_pete come on yeov!!!!

@1234_pete there u r Rogers! Second goal a jammie one?!?!?

I just love this.

Has had a perfect weekend away.. Now back to reality with a spin class! Brilliant! #fitness #spin #reality #whenisthenextbankholiday???

Window washers at a children's hospital - This deserves endless retweets

When the stench of rotten eggs reached London after a Paris gas leak, the Brits didn't notice. They assumed it was just French tourists.

@beccyhuxtable why you leaving the show? #suchaloss

RT @_steve_0: @Schofe Horse meat found in Tesco burgers. Camel toe found in Primark leggings.

@MurphysPaw @sarajcox sky+ in overdrive!

@JodieAS makes a change it's edible. #dryxmascake

my dog is so cutee! #naaaaaat

Thanks mum for the brussel sprout wreath.. #brusselsprouts #wreath #itschristmas #mymumrocks instagr.am/p/TRVsFFO6BP/

Elf! Channel 4+1