Roger Jakes

That’s what well trained pets do.

Dr. Oz stands with the election deniers + insurrectionists who stormed the Capitol in the violent attack that killed police officers I’m honored to have the support of Officer Fanone, a true American hero who (unlike Oz) believes in supporting democracy 🇺🇸

@elonmusk Oh, look, another fool impersonating @elonmusk

How times have changed

Herschel Walker is wrong for Georgia.

@elonmusk Do you really have to be as horrible as we worried you might be? What a gigantic fool you are. We’re it not for African de facto slave labor you’d have nothing.

To independent-minded voters: Shared power curbs the worst excesses of both parties, therefore I recommend voting for a Republican Congress, given that the Presidency is Democratic.

@elonmusk All depends on which way the gigantic fragile ego blows.

Twitter rules will evolve over time, but they’re currently the following: help.twitter.com/en/rules-and-p…

@elonmusk Oh, look, another smart ass twat impersonating @elonmusk

@MuellerSheWrote @lachispa123 @MueIIerSheWrote If it doesn’t hurt the boss’s feelings it doesn’t count.

The account impersonating me is still up, but he suspended Kathy Griffin? Please report @mueiiershewrote

@elonmusk .@elonmusk , reporting another cvnt who is impersonating without stating PARODY.

Any name change at all will cause temporary loss of verified checkmark

Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended

@elonmusk .@elonmusk , here is another cvnt who thinks impersonating you is funny.

My commitment to free speech extends even to not banning the account following my plane, even though that is a direct personal safety risk

@elonmusk Dammit, another cvnt impersonating Elon!

Widespread verification will democratize journalism & empower the voice of the people

@elonmusk Dammit, another smart ass impersonating Elon!!!!

Twitter needs to become by far the most accurate source of information about the world. That’s our mission.

@HOMECOOKEDGil @behindyourback @elonmusk Are you serious?

@behindyourback @elonmusk Nah, he's saying impersonation isn't legal. Since when was impersonation comedy?

@elonmusk OMG, you have NO idea how funny you are!

There's only ONE candidate in this race who will fight to raise the pathetic $7.25 minimum wage + expand access to health care + Protect marriage equality 🏳️‍🌈 Hint: It's not Dr. Oz

@GregJC No one should laugh at a vegan who does things like that. Non vegans? Go ahead and laugh your ass off.

So very sad. A car ran down this beautiful deer, Drey, tonight and then they laughed at me as I held her, crying, while she died. She was born in May and I've known her mother for 6 years on pur property.

After much spirited discussion with the females in my life, I’ve decided that voting blue for their choice is only right. (They’re also sexy females, btw.) #VoteBlueToProtectWomen

@BillKristol Listen to no one and nothing. GO VOTE!

Hey, don't want to interrupt my Democratic friends when they're engaged in their favorite sports of The Gnashing of Teeth and The Tearing of Garments, but it looks as if the Democratic Party will have the best midterm performance by a party in the White House in two decades.

If you ask Dr. Oz if he wants Sheetz, he’d say “What thread count?”

@MuellerSheWrote @Siadasha Holá

So I think after twitter automatically removed a bunch of my followers and removed me from following others, that we got most back. But there are still folks I need to re-follow. Please reply below and I’ll start adding you back. We have midterm work to do!

@fredthesquirrl @casperj33081634 @MrFisterthick And if that’s not enough to clear up your thinking, I put solar back into the grid, so, the energy to produce the panels is actually solar energy. 🤯

@fredthesquirrl @casperj33081634 @MrFisterthick This is pure foolishness. Energy to produce a solar panel is minuscule compared to energy produced by the solar panel. Here’s the math for you. quora.com/How-much-conve…

This is a CAT994A. It Burns ~1000 liters of fuel in 12 hours. Moving ~250 tons of dirt to extract materials to produce ONE Tesla battery. And people still call it “zero emissions” when they drive their eletrical car 🤷‍♂️