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@rjvidit

Radio Jockey by Day, Stand up comedian by Night. Instagram- rjvidit, Business - Viditsharma25@gmail

India Katılım Mayıs 2016
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Sharad Khanna@PARSIPARSA·
Just found out the car I bought for 5,70,000 from @OLX_India Auto hasn't been serviced as promised. No cleaning was done either. Took it to the Volkswagen showroom for service and discovered clutch faults, estimated repair cost 1.25 lakhs. Disappointed with false claims.
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My pronouns: He/Him My pronouns when someone asks my ex about me: Chhee/him?
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England itni burri tarah haara hai, Unhe 2 Guna Lagaan Choro seedha Kohinoor Wapis karna chahye… #INDvsENG
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🌓Natasha
🌓Natasha@NutAshes·
Ladies from Moosewala's village crying and elaborating how he paid college fee for every girl from the village who wanted to study further + how he received village girls at the bus stop so there'd be no eve teasers around. Stuff like this didn't even come up when he was
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Saw an 11 Year Old Kid. Pressing the lift buttons with his Elbow so that he doesn’t get Covid. Dumbfuck wasn’t wearing a Mask.
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Vidit@rjvidit·
I didn’t wake up with a hangover on #NewYears after ages. I think this might be it.
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Cinema Halls - The only place you don’t get ad free entertainment even after paying money.
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Gaurav
Gaurav@MildlyClassic·
In Delhi, you’re Bruce Banner when you get in the car and you’re Hulk by the time you reach your destination.
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Gaurav
Gaurav@MildlyClassic·
Vodafone after realizing it’s not their fault this time.
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Gaurav@MildlyClassic·
CRED Benefits > Friends with benefits.
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Little Lord Chuckleroy
Little Lord Chuckleroy@Mister_Kapoor·
Google turns 23 today. I'm 26. I know more than Google as per Indian standards because hum bade hain humein zyada pata hai
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Vidit@rjvidit·
I'm so middle class that if I buy the new iPhone even my whatsapp messages will have -sent from my iPhone #AppleEvent
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Vidit@rjvidit·
I'm so Delhi, I just realised @diljitdosanjh 's new album says "Moonchild" and not "Moolchand" Fml
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Tanmay Bhat
Tanmay Bhat@thetanmay·
Breaking news: India to play 11 pace bowlers for the next game to strengthen their batting order
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Gaurav
Gaurav@MildlyClassic·
Raj Kundra when police arrived with the handcuffs: “Arre handcuffs wala scene kal shoot hona hai”
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