Allistair Richie

“I hate golf” ⛳️⛳️⛳️⛳️⛳️⛳️⛳️⛳️⛳️⛳️⛳️⛳️⛳️⛳️⛳️⛳️⛳️⛳️⛳️ ⛳️⛳️⛳️⛳️⛳️⛳️⛳️

I’ve never seen a goldfish in the wild

@MenInBlazers Studs up. Reckless. Penalty.

PENALTY GIVEN TO ENGLAND. DO YOU THINK THIS WAS THE RIGHT CALL? 🤔

Let me be your roomba

Anyone else used to think Machu Picchu was a type of Pokémon? Just me?……just me.

Wait, so that means the wicked witch of the west never showered. Ew gross.

I don’t go to church, I go to a cobbler to work on my sole. GOODNIGHT!!

Ben Affleck saw “Marry Me” and was like “…okay.”

“Girls Botswana Have Fun” is what I hear

Tapas and Ta-Ta’s. Topless Tapas. Get the New York Strip. Goodnight!

This is a brilliant tweet

More like Objection: HEARD-say!

Egregious and Kelly

@GPMcAuliffe Who?

Sometimes I worry that I won’t be forgotten by the comedy community.

a corgi’s butthole

Dre during the halftime show

El Pollo Yoko

I’m Yoko for CocoPuffs

@SlaudioCaavedra …Museum

@SlaudioCaavedra You can’t be stopped

“Cheer” but it’s Harold Night