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TFW you're trying to write a difficult letter and no matter how professionally you start the second paragraph keeps turning into "may a plague of locusts descend upon you and all of your foul works."

@Megapope Thank you for adding this last bit. That was good.

@NatDudley @jilliancyork @fmanjoo @duckalini It's provincial, but it's not on fire.

@tsdubz Is that true? I didn't know that!

@rmi Now I can make him do the dance anytime I want

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@jpdanner @lucybols We love you, Lucy, and your pastry dreams!

Until New Zealand passed the Abolition of the Death Penalty Act in 1989, being burned this savagely by a senior government minister was literally the end of your life. twitter.com/yardsoflenin/s…

@nigelmcnie me literally every day

@jondauthor yeah, that's fighting talk, Mr New York Post if that's even your real name

@lightyouonfire @meganjwhelan this is the truest tweet

The single simplest thing Twitter could do to reduce the hostility of their user base is change the infantilising, passive-aggressive language of "see less often" into "don't show me this again."

@keith_ng I don’t disagree with a single thing, but I am not hopeful. The game is now whether what replaces big-J journalism is toxic or not.

@joshoconnorchen because @amiewee is a force of nature

@rmi @amiewee Why is any of this happening to me? :(

eat everything, NZ!!!

@jondauthor "They're talking about us! It must be working! Quick, to the pumps!"

@ethan_rose @NatDudley This one is my favourite so far: twitter.com/e_amusemement/…

If this is "level 3", level 2 will presumably be at least ten strangers coming to your house every day to deliberately cough in your face.

@KeriHenare @aurynn I love you dude, but this might not be the compelling argument you think it is.