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I made a song with my best friend @sussvarman and it's out now :) i really think ya'd like it distrokid.com/hyperfollow/ro…

@lilahcore it was lowkey the funniest response ive ever gotten on that app lmaooo

@roachkingprod LOL IT HAPPENED TO U TOO??? when i first got the notification my heart sank for a sec and then im like ok good just a typo LMAOOO

this was the funniest typo ever. it ruined my whole day but it was funny

@mermaidmusin SOS isn’t her sophomore album either tho i’d lowkey replace it with future nostalgia

SOS, Melodrama, Fearless and Guts are theeee big four argue with the wall. also short n sweet is NOT a sophomore album 😭😭

If he ghosts you after you sleep with him, give me his number. I’ll call and tell him we found your body and he was the last person to be seen with you.

smoking the weed that makes me text everyone back

1. I am a genius 2. There is not a single thing I don’t excel at 3. Cigarettes will never hurt me 4. I know what you did 5. I don’t experience withdrawal 6. I want to go swimming

just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first it's bc he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go thru his phone

Legally, Im not allowed to say which one, but one of the Olson twins paid me $400 to drink her sister Ashley’s pee

marianas trench are you ready to fight for your country

told my 4 year old he can’t have ice cream cake after dinner if he doesn’t EAT his dinner and he came up to me immediately and said “can you give me a hug so I don’t cry?” and when I bent down for a hug he whispered “don’t ever say that to me ever again”

I think Vancouver is nice. Toronto is also nice. Montreal is nice too. But they’ll never be London, Ontario

🎶 START SPREADING THE NEWS 🎶

Must feel so amazing right now to be a Vietnamese man in NYC named Nicks Nguyen and hearing the whole city chant your name

@the_moral_abc saw this on tiktok today and it was the first time it ever made sense to go backwards

i HATE when people put the after pic on the left in a before and after. i legitimately think this is downstream of the literacy crisis

Approaching everyone this Pride month with “Okay, you’re a homosexual.” #Survivor #PrideMonth 🏳️‍🌈

@LoveConfit @CrazyDaysPoster but iirc she has already done stagecoach

@CrazyDaysPoster Taylor has never done Coachella.

Wednesday, June 10, 2026 Blind Item #12 Considering the producers she is working with, it is fair to say the next album from this A+ list singer will be a country album. Might get a Stagecoach before a Coachella.

why does everyone on love island kiss like that. do i kiss wrong

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money