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🚨 Kamala Harris Election Post-Mortem 🚨
Remember back in June? We were told Joe Biden was sharp as a tack, in the Oval Office doing backflips while running circles around everyone, when all we saw was Joe on the beach, unable to lift a beach chair or at the podium unable to complete a sentence or a coherent thought.
At the same time, we were told Biden needed to dump Kamala because she was dragging down the Biden ticket with her having the lowest VP ratings in history. Harris the border czar opened the borders allowing our country to be flooded with millions of illegal aliens, yet told us everything was just fine.
Let’s face it. She was a lousy candidate in every way. Everybody with any common sense saw through her charade of just being an empty suit, a puppet installed candidate running for president of the United States.
1. **The "Joyful Warrior" Became the "Joyful Worrier"** - Maybe it was the "what would I do differently?" moment on *The View*. That was like watching someone try to lift a heavy dumbbell with their mind. 🤯
2. **The Identity Card was Overplayed** - Harris was like, "i’m from a middle class family, I'm Black, I'm Indian, I'm a woman!" And America was like, "Cool, but what about the economy though? We can’t afford groceries, gas, rent insurance, utilities, or anything else?" All we heard back was I will stop price gouging, abortions for everyone, and the economy is great, you just can’t see it.
3. **The "Brat" Strategy:** Someone tweeted she was a "brat." Maybe she took it too literally and thought that meant she should act like she was running for class president at a high school, not the USA. 🏫
4. **Voter Disillusionment:** It's like she forgot the golden rule: when you're running for prez, you gotta make the people believe you're the change they need. Instead, it was more like, "Vote for me because I'm not the other guy." Yawn. 😴
5. **Misinformation Misery:** Trump was out there saying she'd make America vegan or something wild. And somehow, that got more traction than her actual lack of policies. 🍔 vs 🥗
6. **The "Vibe Check" Failed:** Kamala tried to be the cool aunt at the family reunion, but everyone was too busy arguing over the grill to notice her new dance moves. 🕺
**7. **The Swaybacked Candidate:**
Kamala was like a horse that was rolled out to run the Kentucky Derby, but then people discovered she was a swaybacked jackass from being ridden way too much. Whenever the jockey yell "giddyup," she'd just roll over on her back. 🐎**
In summary, Kamala Harris's campaign was like trying to sell an avocado as the next big fruit after everyone discovered pineapples. Timing, my friends, is everything, and maybe her timing was just off. Or perhaps America just wasn't ready for her brand of guacamole politics. 🥑
#Election2024 #KamalaHarris #PostMortem
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